902:03,000@@@@@| 902:03,000[' ]| 902:03,000[A ]| 902:03,001[A ]| You ladies all of merry England 902:03,002[A ]| Who$6#1$ have been to$9$ kiss the duchess's hand; 902:03,003[A ]| Pray, did you lately observe in$4$ the show 902:03,004[A ]| A noble Italian, called Signior*Dildo? 902:03,005[A ]| This Signior was one of her highness's train, 902:03,006[A ]| And helped to$9$ conduct her over the main; 902:03,007[A ]| But now she cries out, 902:03,007@v | to$4$ the duke I will$1$ go, 902:03,008@v | I have no$2$ more need of Signior*Dildo. 902:03,009[A ]| At the sign of the cross, in$4$ Saint*James's*street, 902:03,010[A ]| When next you go thither, to$9$ make yourselves sweet, 902:03,011[A ]| By$4$ buying of powder, gloves, essence or so$5#2$, 902:03,012[A ]| You may chance get a sight of Signior*Dildo. 902:03,013[A ]| You will$1$ take him at first for$4$ no$2$ person of note, 902:03,014[A ]| Because he appears in$4$ a plain leather coat; 902:03,015[A ]| But when you his virtuous abilities know, 902:03,016[A ]| You will$1$ fall down and worship Signior*Dildo. 902:03,017[A ]| The Lady*Southesk, heavens prosper her for$4$ it! 902:03,018[A ]| First clothed him in$4$ satin, then sent him to$4$ court; 902:03,019[A ]| But his head in$4$ the circle he scarcely durst show, 902:03,020[A ]| So$5#1$ modest a youth was Signior*Dildo: 902:03,021[A ]| My good Lady*Suffolk, thinking no$2$ harm, 902:03,022[A ]| Had got this poor stranger hid under her arm: 902:03,023[A ]| Lady*Betty by$4$ chance came the secret to$9$ know, 902:03,024[A ]| And from her own mother stole Signior*Dildo. 902:03,025[A ]| The Countess of Falmouth, of whom people tell 902:03,026[A ]| Her footmen wear shirts of a guinea an ell; 902:03,027[A ]| Might save the expense, if she did but know 902:03,028[A ]| How lusty a swinger is Signior*Dildo. 902:03,029[A ]| By$4$ the help of this gallant, the Countess of Rafe, 902:03,030[A ]| Against the fierce harrys, preserved herself safe; 902:03,031[A ]| She stifled him almost beneath her pillow, 902:03,032[A ]| So$5#1$ closely she embraced Signior*Dildo. 902:03,033[A ]| Our dainty fine duchesses have got a trick, 902:03,034[A ]| To$9$ dote on$4$ a fool, for$4$ the sake of his prick: 902:03,035[A ]| The fops were undone, did their graces but know 902:03,036[A ]| The discretion and vigour of Signior*Dildo. 902:03,037[A ]| That$6#2$ pattern of virtue, her grace of Cleveland, 902:03,038[A ]| Has swallowed more pricks, than the ocean has sand; 902:03,039[A ]| But by$4$ rubbing and scrubbing, so$5#1$ large it does grow, 902:03,040[A ]| It is fit for$4$ just nothing but Signior*Dildo. 902:03,041[A ]| The duchess of Modena, though she looks high, 902:03,042[A ]| With such a gallant is contented to$9$ lie: 902:03,043[A ]| And, for$4$ fear the english her secrets should know, 902:03,044[A ]| For$4$ a gentleman-usher took Signior*Dildo. 902:03,045[A ]| The Countess of the cockpit, who$6#2$ knows not her name? 902:03,046[A ]| She is famous in$4$ story for$4$ a killing dame: 902:03,047[A ]| When all her old lovers forsake her, I trow, 902:03,048[A ]| She will$1$ then be contented with her doughty Dildo. 902:03,049[A ]| Red Howard, red Sheldon, and Temple so$5#1$ tall, 902:03,050[A ]| Complain of his absence so$5#1$ long from Whitehall: 902:03,051[A ]| Signior*Bernard has promised a journey to$9$ go, 902:03,052[A ]| And bring back his countryman Signior*Dildo. 902:03,053[A ]| Doll*Howard no$2$ longer with his highness must range; 902:03,054[A ]| And therefore is proffered this civil exchange; 902:03,055[A ]| Her teeth being rotten, she smells best below, 902:03,056[A ]| And needs must be fittest for$4$ Signior*Dildo. 902:03,057[A ]| Saint*Albans, with wrinkles and smiles in$4$ his face, 902:03,058[A ]| Whose kindness to$4$ strangers becomes his high place, 902:03,059[A ]| With his coach and six horses is gone to$4$ pergo, 902:03,060[A ]| To$9$ take the fresh air with Signior*Dildo. 902:03,061[A ]| Were this Signior but known to$4$ the citizen fops, 902:03,062[A ]| He would keep their fine wives from their foremen of shops; 902:03,063[A ]| But the rascals deserve their horns should still grow, 902:03,064[A ]| For$4$ burning the pope, and his nephew Dildo. 902:03,065[A ]| Tom*Killigrew's wife, North Holland's fine flower, 902:03,066[A ]| At the sight of this Signior did fart and belch sower: 902:03,067[A ]| And then her Dutch breeding farther to$9$ show 902:03,068[A ]| Says, 902:03,068@d | welcome to$4$ england myn*hier*van Dildo. 902:03,069[A ]| He civilly came to$4$ the cockpit one night, 902:03,070[A ]| And proffered his service to$4$ fair Madam*Knight: 902:03,071[A ]| Quoth she, 902:03,071@v | I intrigue with Captain*Cazzo, 902:03,072@v | Your nose in$4$ mine arse good seignr*Dildo. 902:03,073[A ]| This Signior is sound, safe, ready, and dumb, 902:03,074[A ]| As ever was candle, carrot, or thumb: 902:03,075[A ]| Then away with these nasty devices, and show 902:03,076[A ]| How you rate the just merits of Signior*Dildo. 902:03,077[A ]| Count*Cazzo, who$6#1$ carries his nose very high, 902:03,078[A ]| In$4$ passion he swore his rival should die: 902:03,079[A ]| Then shut up$5$ himself, to$9$ let the world know 902:03,080[A ]| Flesh and blood could not bear it from Signior*Dildo. 902:03,081[A ]| A rabble of pricks, who$6#1$ were welcome before, 902:03,082[A ]| Now finding the porter denied them the door; 902:03,083[A ]| Mischievously waited his coming below, 902:03,084[A ]| And inhumanely fell upon$4$ Signior*Dildo. 902:03,085[A ]| Nigh wearied out, the poor stranger did fly, 902:03,086[A ]| And along the Pall*Mall they followed full cry: 902:03,087[A ]| The women concerned, from every window, 902:03,088[A ]| Cried, 902:03,088@x | oh, for$4$ heaven's sake, save Signior*Dildo! 902:03,089[A ]| The good Lady*Sands burst into a laughter, 902:03,090[A ]| To$9$ see how the bollocks came wobbling after; 902:03,091[A ]| And had not their weight retarded the foe, 902:03,092[A ]| Indeed, it had gone hard with Signior*Dildo.