208:01,000@@@@@| 902:01,000[' ]| 902:01,000[' ]| 902:01,000[' ]| 902:01,001[A ]| O all you young ladies of merry England, 902:01,002[A ]| That$6#1$ have been to$9$ kiss the duchess's hand, 902:01,003[A ]| I pray you, enquire, the next time you do go, 902:01,004[A ]| For$4$ a noble Italian called Signior*Dildo. 902:01,005[A ]| This Signior*Dildo was the chief of the train, 902:01,006[A ]| That$6#1$ came, to$9$ conduct her safe over the main; 902:01,007[A ]| I could not in$4$ conscience, but let you all know 902:01,008[A ]| The happy arrival of Signior*Dildo. 902:01,009[A ]| At the sign of the crosse n$4$ Saint*James's*street, 902:01,010[A ]| When next you endeavour, to$9$ make yourself sweet, 902:01,011[A ]| By$4$ buying of powder, gloves, essence, or so$5#2$, 902:01,012[A ]| You may chance get a sight of this Signior*Dildo. 902:01,013[A ]| You will$1$ take him at first for$4$ no$2$ person of note 902:01,014[A ]| Because he will$1$ appear in$4$ a plain leather coat, 902:01,015[A ]| But when you his virtuous abilities know, 902:01,016[A ]| You will$1$ fall down, and worship this Signior*Dildo. 902:01,017[A ]| This Signior once dwelt with the Countess of Rafe, 902:01,018[A ]| And from all the fierce Harrys preserved her safe: 902:01,019[A ]| She had smothered him almost under her pillow: 902:01,020[A ]| It is a barbarous nation, quoth Signior*Dildo. 902:01,021[A ]| My lady*Southesk (heaven prosper her for$4$ it) 902:01,022[A ]| First clothed him in$4$ satin, and brought him to$4$ court, 902:01,023[A ]| When scarce in$4$ the circle his face he durst show; 902:01,024[A ]| So$5#1$ modest a youth was this Signior*Dildo. 902:01,025[A ]| My good Lady*Suffolk thinking no$2$ harm, 902:01,026[A ]| Had hid this poor stranger under her arm; 902:01,027[A ]| Lady*Betty by$4$ chance came the secret to$9$ know, 902:01,028[A ]| And from her own mother stole Signior*Dildo. 902:01,029[A ]| Her undutiful daughter, whom dearly she loved, 902:01,030[A ]| With tears in$4$ her eyes severely reproved: 902:01,031@b | Lamentably, Betty, why would you do so$5#2$? 902:01,032@b | I charge you of my blessing, restore the Dildo. 902:01,033@c | Pray, pardon me, madam, 902:01,033[A ]| said Lady*Betty, 902:01,034@c | I am not such a fool, as you take me to$9$ be: 902:01,035@c | For$4$ all you are my mother, I will$1$ have you to$9$ know, 902:01,036@c | Either give me a prick, or I will$1$ keep the Dildo. 902:01,037[A ]| Saint*Albans with wrinkles, and smiles in$4$ his face, 902:01,038[A ]| Whose kindness to$4$ strangers becomes his high place, 902:01,039[A ]| In$4$ a coach, and six horses is gone to$4$ Pergo, 902:01,040[A ]| To$9$ take the fresh air with this Signior*Dildo. 902:01,041[A ]| Red Howard, red Sheldon, and Temple so$5#1$ tall 902:01,042[A ]| Complain of his absence thus long from whitehall; 902:01,043[A ]| But Signior*Bernard hath promised, a journey to$9$ go 902:01,044[A ]| And bring back his countryman Signior*Dildo. 902:01,045[A ]| Doll*Howard no$2$ more with his highness can range, 902:01,046[A ]| We will$1$ proffer her therefore this civil exchange, 902:01,047[A ]| Her teeth being rotten, the smell is best below, 902:01,048[A ]| And needs must be fitter for$4$ Signior*Dildo. 902:01,049[A ]| This Signior is sound, safe, and ready, and dumb, 902:01,050[A ]| As ever was candle, finger, or thumb; 902:01,051[A ]| Then away with these nasty devices, to$9$ show, 902:01,052[A ]| How you rate the merits of Signior*Dildo. 902:01,053[A ]| If he were but well used by$4$ the citizen fops, 902:01,054[A ]| He would keep their fine wives from the foremen of the shops; 902:01,055[A ]| But the rascals deserve, that$3$ their horns should still grow, 902:01,056[A ]| For$4$ burning the pope, and his nephew Dildo. 902:02,000@@@@@| 902:02,000[' ]| 902:02,057[A ]| Our dainty fine duchess's have got a trick, 902:02,058[A ]| To$9$ dote on$4$ a fool for$4$ love of his prick 902:02,059[A ]| But their hopes were undone, did their graces but know, 902:02,060[A ]| The discretion, and vigour of Signior*Dildo. 902:02,061[A ]| The maidens of honour went to$4$ the sea-side 902:02,062[A ]| In$4$ comely manner, to$9$ meet the duke's bride; 902:02,063[A ]| They took not much notice of Prince*Rinaldo, 902:02,064[A ]| But all made their court to$4$ Signior*Dildo. 902:02,065[A ]| The Countess of Falmouth, of whom people tell, 902:02,066[A ]| That$3$ her footmen wear shirts of a guinea an ell, 902:02,067[A ]| May save that$6#2$ expense, if she did but know 902:02,068[A ]| How lusty a young swinger is Signior*Dildo. 902:02,069[A ]| Great sir, I pray, what do you intend, 902:02,070[A ]| To$9$ fumble so$5#1$ long at the gallery's end? 902:02,071[A ]| If you fuck me no$2$ better, I will$1$ have you to$9$ know, 902:02,072[A ]| I will$1$ lay you aside for$4$ Signior*Dildo. 902:02,073[A ]| Good Lady*Bedford, suspected by$4$ none 902:02,074[A ]| To$9$ pimp for$4$ her daughter, and lie with her son, 902:02,075[A ]| Sent Robert, to$9$ visit his aunt of Bristow, 902:02,076[A ]| Whilst she prayed in$4$ her closet with Signior*Dildo. 902:02,077[A ]| Young Lady*Varney came up$5$ to$4$ the door, 902:02,078[A ]| Said, 902:02,078@v | madam, you know I have prayed heretofore 902:02,079@v | With Manton, and Owen, it must not pass so$5#2$, 902:02,080@v | I will$1$ change my religion, but I will$1$ have Dildo. 902:02,081[A ]| Mrs*Knight with a cunt as thin, as a groat, 902:02,082[A ]| Who$6#1$ sings like$4$ a lark, and swives like$4$ a stoat; 902:02,083[A ]| This Knight cried, 902:02,083@v | god damn me, give me a flambeau, 902:02,084@v | I care not a fig for$4$ small Signior*Dildo. 902:02,085[A ]| At old Sunderland's fancy, I could not, but smile, 902:02,086[A ]| She hath parted with her brethren both Sidney, and L'isle, 902:02,087[A ]| And shaved herself close both above, and below, 902:02,088[A ]| To$9$ make a pair of whiskers for$4$ Signior*Dildo. 902:02,089[A ]| Drunken Price, who$6#1$ is sure to$9$ be in$5$ at all sport, 902:02,090[A ]| Is oftener in$4$ prison, than waiting at court, 902:02,091[A ]| Hath left her old gallant limping Will*Francho, 902:02,092[A ]| And is now in$4$ the fashion with Signior*Dildo. 902:02,093[A ]| Lord almoner Howard a togate of Rome 902:02,094[A ]| Doth usher in$5$ all the young ladies, that$6#1$ come, 902:02,095[A ]| And if that$6#2$ Italian, they desire, for$4$ to$9$ know, 902:02,096[A ]| He interprets between them, and Signior*Dildo. 902:02,097[A ]| He hath many preferments in$4$ church, and state, 902:02,098[A ]| He governs the conscience of gracious Queen*Kate, 902:02,099[A ]| And though in$4$ the pulpit his parts he never show, 902:02,100[A ]| He is father confessor to$4$ Signior*Dildo. 902:02,101[A ]| A number of pricks, who$6#1$ were welcome before, 902:02,102[A ]| Now are snubbed by$4$ the porter, and kept out of door, 902:02,103[A ]| Maliciously waited his coming below, 902:02,104[A ]| And inhumanely set upon$4$ Signior*Dildo. 902:02,105[A ]| From this barbarous rabble this stranger did fly, 902:02,106[A ]| All along the pall-mall they followed him nigh, 902:02,107[A ]| The women concerned out of every window 902:02,108[A ]| Cried, 902:02,108@x | oh! For$4$ god's sake save Signior*Dildo. 902:02,109[A ]| And my good Lady*Sands burst out in$4$ a laughter, 902:02,110[A ]| When she saw, how the bollocks came wobbling after, 902:02,111[A ]| And had not their weight overladed the foe, 902:02,112[A ]| It had gone very hard with Signior*Dildo. 902:02,113[A ]| Into York house at last for$4$ protection he fled, 902:02,114[A ]| He knew himself safe with a nation well bred, 902:02,115[A ]| And the Count*de*Grammont by$4$ the Marquess*d'Ansou 902:02,116[A ]| To$4$ his Countess at Paris sent Signior*Dildo. 902:02,117[A ]| Tom*Killigrew's wife the fine flower of dort, 902:02,118[A ]| At the sight of this Signior did belch, fart, and snort, 902:02,119[A ]| And more of her civil Dutch breeding to$9$ show, 902:02,120[A ]| Cries, 902:02,120@d | welcome to$4$ England myn-here-van Dildo. 902:02,121[A ]| This Signior went to$4$ the cockpit one night, 902:02,122[A ]| And offered his service to$4$ sweet Mrs*Knight. 902:02,123[A ]| Quoth she, 902:02,123@v | I have intrigued it with Captain*Cazzo, 902:02,124@v | Your nose in$4$ my arse, good Signior*Dildo. 902:02,125[A ]| The duchesse of Modena, who$6#1$ looked so$5#1$ high, 902:02,126[A ]| Is well contented with this Signior to$9$ lie, 902:02,127[A ]| And because that$3$ the English nothing of it should know, 902:02,128[A ]| For$4$ her gentleman-usher took Signior*Dildo. 902:02,129[A ]| That$6#1$ pattern of virtue called Duchess*Cleveland 902:02,130[A ]| Hath swallowed pricks as numberless, as the ocean hath sand, 902:02,131[A ]| But with rubbing, and scrubbing is now grown so$5#1$ low, 902:02,132[A ]| That$3$ she is fit for$4$ nothing, but Signior*Dildo. 902:02,133[A ]| That$6#2$ stiff-stalking lord, with his long timbered prick, 902:02,134[A ]| Hath shut himself up$5$, and pretends, to$9$ be sick, 902:02,135[A ]| Because Cleveland intends, that$3$ the king shall bestow 902:02,136[A ]| Her son Euston's blue garter on$4$ Signior*Dildo. 902:03,000@@@@@| 902:03,000[' ]| 902:03,000[A ]| 902:03,001[A ]| You ladies all of merry England 902:03,002[A ]| Who$6#1$ have been to$9$ kiss the duchess's hand; 902:03,003[A ]| Pray, did you lately observe in$4$ the show 902:03,004[A ]| A noble Italian, called Signior*Dildo? 902:03,005[A ]| This Signior was one of her highness's train, 902:03,006[A ]| And helped to$9$ conduct her over the main; 902:03,007[A ]| But now she cries out, 902:03,007@v | to$4$ the duke I will$1$ go, 902:03,008@v | I have no$2$ more need of Signior*Dildo. 902:03,009[A ]| At the sign of the cross, in$4$ Saint*James's*street, 902:03,010[A ]| When next you go thither, to$9$ make yourselves sweet, 902:03,011[A ]| By$4$ buying of powder, gloves, essence or so$5#2$, 902:03,012[A ]| You may chance get a sight of Signior*Dildo. 902:03,013[A ]| You will$1$ take him at first for$4$ no$2$ person of note, 902:03,014[A ]| Because he appears in$4$ a plain leather coat; 902:03,015[A ]| But when you his virtuous abilities know, 902:03,016[A ]| You will$1$ fall down and worship Signior*Dildo. 902:03,017[A ]| The Lady*Southesk, heavens prosper her for$4$ it! 902:03,018[A ]| First clothed him in$4$ satin, then sent him to$4$ court; 902:03,019[A ]| But his head in$4$ the circle he scarcely durst show, 902:03,020[A ]| So$5#1$ modest a youth was Signior*Dildo: 902:03,021[A ]| My good Lady*Suffolk, thinking no$2$ harm, 902:03,022[A ]| Had got this poor stranger hid under her arm: 902:03,023[A ]| Lady*Betty by$4$ chance came the secret to$9$ know, 902:03,024[A ]| And from her own mother stole Signior*Dildo. 902:03,025[A ]| The Countess of Falmouth, of whom people tell 902:03,026[A ]| Her footmen wear shirts of a guinea an ell; 902:03,027[A ]| Might save the expense, if she did but know 902:03,028[A ]| How lusty a swinger is Signior*Dildo. 902:03,029[A ]| By$4$ the help of this gallant, the Countess of Rafe, 902:03,030[A ]| Against the fierce harrys, preserved herself safe; 902:03,031[A ]| She stifled him almost beneath her pillow, 902:03,032[A ]| So$5#1$ closely she embraced Signior*Dildo. 902:03,033[A ]| Our dainty fine duchesses have got a trick, 902:03,034[A ]| To$9$ dote on$4$ a fool, for$4$ the sake of his prick: 902:03,035[A ]| The fops were undone, did their graces but know 902:03,036[A ]| The discretion and vigour of Signior*Dildo. 902:03,037[A ]| That$6#2$ pattern of virtue, her grace of Cleveland, 902:03,038[A ]| Has swallowed more pricks, than the ocean has sand; 902:03,039[A ]| But by$4$ rubbing and scrubbing, so$5#1$ large it does grow, 902:03,040[A ]| It is fit for$4$ just nothing but Signior*Dildo. 902:03,041[A ]| The duchess of Modena, though she looks high, 902:03,042[A ]| With such a gallant is contented to$9$ lie: 902:03,043[A ]| And, for$4$ fear the english her secrets should know, 902:03,044[A ]| For$4$ a gentleman-usher took Signior*Dildo. 902:03,045[A ]| The Countess of the cockpit, who$6#2$ knows not her name? 902:03,046[A ]| She is famous in$4$ story for$4$ a killing dame: 902:03,047[A ]| When all her old lovers forsake her, I trow, 902:03,048[A ]| She will$1$ then be contented with her doughty Dildo. 902:03,049[A ]| Red Howard, red Sheldon, and Temple so$5#1$ tall, 902:03,050[A ]| Complain of his absence so$5#1$ long from Whitehall: 902:03,051[A ]| Signior*Bernard has promised a journey to$9$ go, 902:03,052[A ]| And bring back his countryman Signior*Dildo. 902:03,053[A ]| Doll*Howard no$2$ longer with his highness must range; 902:03,054[A ]| And therefore is proffered this civil exchange; 902:03,055[A ]| Her teeth being rotten, she smells best below, 902:03,056[A ]| And needs must be fittest for$4$ Signior*Dildo. 902:03,057[A ]| Saint*Albans, with wrinkles and smiles in$4$ his face, 902:03,058[A ]| Whose kindness to$4$ strangers becomes his high place, 902:03,059[A ]| With his coach and six horses is gone to$4$ pergo, 902:03,060[A ]| To$9$ take the fresh air with Signior*Dildo. 902:03,061[A ]| Were this Signior but known to$4$ the citizen fops, 902:03,062[A ]| He would keep their fine wives from their foremen of shops; 902:03,063[A ]| But the rascals deserve their horns should still grow, 902:03,064[A ]| For$4$ burning the pope, and his nephew Dildo. 902:03,065[A ]| Tom*Killigrew's wife, North Holland's fine flower, 902:03,066[A ]| At the sight of this Signior did fart and belch sower: 902:03,067[A ]| And then her Dutch breeding farther to$9$ show 902:03,068[A ]| Says, 902:03,068@d | welcome to$4$ england myn*hier*van Dildo. 902:03,069[A ]| He civilly came to$4$ the cockpit one night, 902:03,070[A ]| And proffered his service to$4$ fair Madam*Knight: 902:03,071[A ]| Quoth she, 902:03,071@v | I intrigue with Captain*Cazzo, 902:03,072@v | Your nose in$4$ mine arse good seignr*Dildo. 902:03,073[A ]| This Signior is sound, safe, ready, and dumb, 902:03,074[A ]| As ever was candle, carrot, or thumb: 902:03,075[A ]| Then away with these nasty devices, and show 902:03,076[A ]| How you rate the just merits of Signior*Dildo. 902:03,077[A ]| Count*Cazzo, who$6#1$ carries his nose very high, 902:03,078[A ]| In$4$ passion he swore his rival should die: 902:03,079[A ]| Then shut up$5$ himself, to$9$ let the world know 902:03,080[A ]| Flesh and blood could not bear it from Signior*Dildo. 902:03,081[A ]| A rabble of pricks, who$6#1$ were welcome before, 902:03,082[A ]| Now finding the porter denied them the door; 902:03,083[A ]| Mischievously waited his coming below, 902:03,084[A ]| And inhumanely fell upon$4$ Signior*Dildo. 902:03,085[A ]| Nigh wearied out, the poor stranger did fly, 902:03,086[A ]| And along the Pall*Mall they followed full cry: 902:03,087[A ]| The women concerned, from every window, 902:03,088[A ]| Cried, 902:03,088@x | oh, for$4$ heaven's sake, save Signior*Dildo! 902:03,089[A ]| The good Lady*Sands burst into a laughter, 902:03,090[A ]| To$9$ see how the bollocks came wobbling after; 902:03,091[A ]| And had not their weight retarded the foe, 902:03,092[A ]| Indeed, it had gone hard with Signior*Dildo.