145:01,000[' ]| 145:01,000[' ]| 145:01,001[A ]| At five this Morn, when Phoebus raised his head 145:01,002[A ]| From Thetis' Lap, I raised myself from bed 145:01,003[A ]| And mounting Steed, I Trotted to$4$ the waters, 145:01,004[A ]| The Rendezvous of fools, Buffoons, and Praters, 145:01,005[A ]| Cuckolds, whores, citizens, their wives and daughters. 145:01,006[A ]| My squeamish stomach, I with wine had bribed 145:01,007[A ]| To$9$ undertake the dose, it was prescribed; 145:01,008[A ]| But turning head a sudden cursed view 145:01,009[A ]| That$6#2$ innocent provision overthrew 145:01,010[A ]| And without drinking, made me purge and spew. 145:01,011[A ]| From coach, and six a thing unwieldy rolled 145:01,012[A ]| Whose Lumber Cart, more decently would hold: 145:01,013[A ]| As wise, as Calf, it looked, as big, as bully, 145:01,014[A ]| But handled proves a mere Sir*Nicholas*Cully, 145:01,015[A ]| A Bawling Fop, a natural Nokes, and yet 145:01,016[A ]| He dares to$9$ Censure, as if he had wit. 145:01,017[A ]| To$9$ make him more ridiculous, in$4$ spite 145:01,018[A ]| Nature contrived the fool should be a knight. 145:01,019[A ]| Grant ye Unlucky Stars this overgrown boy 145:01,020[A ]| To$9$ purchase some inspiring pretty Toy 145:01,021[A ]| That$6#1$ may, his want of sense, and wit supply 145:01,022[A ]| As Buxom Crabfish does his Lechery. 145:01,023[A ]| Though he alone were dismal sight enough, 145:01,024[A ]| His train contributed to$9$ set him off, 145:01,025[A ]| All of his shape, all of the self same Stuff. 145:01,026[A ]| No$2$ spleen, or malice need on$4$ them be thrown: 145:01,027[A ]| Nature has done the business of lampoon 145:01,028[A ]| And in$4$ their looks their characters has shown. 145:01,029[A ]| Thrice blest be he who$6#1$ dildo did invent 145:01,030[A ]| To$9$ ram the neighbouring hole to$4$ fundament, 145:01,031[A ]| Which$6#1$ may be lengthened, thickened in$4$ its measure 145:01,032[A ]| And used at lecherous, ugly Trulla's pleasure; 145:01,033[A ]| For$3$ never was bulk or stomach given to$4$ Tarses 145:01,034[A ]| Either to$9$ fill or smell such Foggy arses. 145:01,035[A ]| Endeavouring this irksome sight to$9$ balk 145:01,036[A ]| And a more irksome noise their silly talk, 145:01,037[A ]| I Silently Slunk down to$4$ the lower walk. 145:01,038[A ]| But often when one would Charybdis shun 145:01,039[A ]| Down upon$4$ Scylla it is one's fate to$9$ run, 145:01,040[A ]| For$3$ here it was my cursed luck to$9$ find 145:01,041[A ]| As great a fop, though of another kind, 145:01,042[A ]| A Tall Stiff fool that$6#1$ walked in$4$ Spanish guise: 145:01,043[A ]| The Buckram Puppet never stirred its eyes 145:01,044[A ]| But grave as Owl it looked, as woodcock wise. 145:01,045[A ]| He scorns the empty talking of this mad age 145:01,046[A ]| And speaks all proverbs, Sentences, and Adage; 145:01,047[A ]| Can with as much solemnity buy eggs 145:01,048[A ]| As a Cabal can talk of their Intrigues; 145:01,049[A ]| Master of Ceremonies yet can dispense 145:01,050[A ]| With the formality of talking Sense. 145:01,051[A ]| From hence unto the upper end I ran 145:01,052[A ]| Where a New scene of Foppery began: 145:01,053[A ]| A Tribe of Curates, Priests, Canonical Elves, 145:01,054[A ]| Fit Company for$4$ none besides themselves, 145:01,055[A ]| Were got together; each his distemper told, 145:01,056[A ]| Scurvy, Stone, Strangury, some were so$5#1$ bold 145:01,057[A ]| To$9$ Charge the spleen to$9$ be their Misery 145:01,058[A ]| And on$4$ that$6#2$ wise disease brought Infamy. 145:01,059[A ]| But none had Modesty enough to$9$ 'plain 145:01,060[A ]| Their want of learning, honesty, and brain, 145:01,061[A ]| The general diseases of that$6#2$ Train. 145:01,062[A ]| These call themselves Ambassadors of heaven 145:01,063[A ]| And Saucily pretend Commissions given; 145:01,064[A ]| But should an Indian King whose small Command 145:01,065[A ]| Seldom Extends beyond ten miles of Land 145:01,066[A ]| Send forth such wretched fools in$4$ an Embassage, 145:01,067[A ]| He would find but small effects of such a Message. 145:01,068[A ]| Listening I found the Cob of all this Rabble, 145:01,069[A ]| Pert Bays, with his Importance Comfortable: 145:01,070[A ]| He being raised to$4$ an Archdeaconry 145:01,071[A ]| By$4$ trampling on$4$ Religion's liberty, 145:01,072[A ]| Was grown too great, and looked too fat and Jolly 145:01,073[A ]| To$9$ be disturbed with care, and Melancholy, 145:01,074[A ]| Though Marvell has enough Exposed his folly. 145:01,075[A ]| He drank to$9$ carry off some old remains 145:01,076[A ]| His lazy dull distemper left in$4$ his veins: 145:01,077[A ]| Let him drink on$5$, but it is not a whole flood 145:01,078[A ]| Can give Sufficient sweetness to$4$ his blood 145:01,079[A ]| To$9$ make his nature or his manners good. 145:01,080[A ]| Importance drank too though she had been no$2$ sinner 145:01,081[A ]| To$9$ wash away some Dregs he had spewed in$4$ her. 145:01,082[A ]| Next after these a fulsome Irish Crew 145:01,083[A ]| Of Silly Macks were offered to$4$ my view: 145:01,084[A ]| The things did talk but the hearing what they said 145:01,085[A ]| I did myself the kindness to$9$ Evade: 145:01,086[A ]| Nature has placed these wretches beneath scorn; 145:01,087[A ]| They can not be called so$5#1$ vile as they are born. 145:01,088[A ]| Amidst the Crowd, next I myself conveyed 145:01,089[A ]| For$3$ now were come, white wash and paint being laid, 145:01,090[A ]| Mother, and daughter, Mistress, and the Maid 145:01,091[A ]| And squire with wig, and Pantaloon displayed; 145:01,092[A ]| But never could conventicle, play, or fair 145:01,093[A ]| For$4$ a true Medley with this herd Compare: 145:01,094[A ]| Here Lords, Knights, Squires, ladies, and Countesses, 145:01,095[A ]| Chandlers, mum-bacon women, sempstresses 145:01,096[A ]| Were mixed together, nor did they agree, 145:01,097[A ]| More in$4$ their humours, than their Quality. 145:01,098[A ]| Here waiting for$4$ Gallant, young damsel stood, 145:01,099[A ]| Leaning on$4$ Cane, and Muffled up$5$ in$4$ hood. 145:01,100[A ]| The would-be wit, whose business was to$9$ woo, 145:01,101[A ]| With hat removed, and solemn scrape of Shoe, 145:01,102[A ]| Advanceth bowing then genteelly Shrugs 145:01,103[A ]| And Ruffled foretop into order Tugs 145:01,104[A ]| And thus accosts her: 145:01,104@b | Madam, methinks the weather 145:01,105@b | Is grown much more serene, since you came hither. 145:01,106@b | You Influence the heavens but, should the sun 145:01,107@b | Withdraw himself to$9$ see his rays outdone 145:01,108@b | By$4$ your bright eyes, they would supply the Morn 145:01,109@b | And make a day, before the day be born. 145:01,110[A ]| With mouth screwed up$5$, conceited winking eyes, 145:01,111[A ]| And breasts thrust forward, 145:01,111@c | Lord! sir, 145:01,111[A ]| she replies, 145:01,112@c | It is your goodness and not my deserts 145:01,113@c | Which$6#1$ makes you show this learning, wit, and parts. 145:01,114[A ]| He puzzled bites his nails, both to$9$ display, 145:01,117@b | Your luck at Cards last night was very bad: 145:01,118@b | At Cribbage fifty-nine and the next Show 145:01,119@b | To$9$ make the Game and yet to$9$ want those two! 145:01,120@b | God damn me Madam I am the son of a whore 145:01,121@b | If in$4$ my life I saw the like$0$ before. 145:01,122[A ]| To$4$ Pedlar's Stall he drags her, and her breast 145:01,123[A ]| With hearts, and suchlike foolish Toys he dressed 145:01,124[A ]| And then more smartly to$9$ Expound the Riddle 145:01,125[A ]| Of all his Prattle gives her a Scotch Fiddle. 145:01,126[A ]| Tired with this dismal stuff away I ran 145:01,127[A ]| Where were two wives with girl Just fit for$4$ man, 145:01,128[A ]| Short-breathed with pallid lips, and Visage wan. 145:01,129[A ]| Some Courtesies past, and the old Compliment 145:01,130[A ]| Of being glad to$9$ see each other spent, 145:01,131[A ]| With hand in$4$ hand they lovingly did walk 145:01,132[A ]| And one began thus to$9$ renew the talk: 145:01,133@d | I pray good Madam if it may be thought 145:01,134@d | No$2$ rudeness what cause was it hither brought 145:01,135@d | Your Ladyship; 145:01,135[A ]| she soon replying smiled 145:01,136@e | We have a good Estate but have no$2$ child 145:01,137@e | And I am informed these wells will$1$ make a barren 145:01,138@e | Woman as fruitful as a Cony Warren. 145:01,139[A ]| The first returned 145:01,139@d | For$4$ this Cause I am come 145:01,140@d | For$3$ I can have no$2$ quietness at home: 145:01,141@d | My husband grumbles though we have got one, 145:01,142@d | This poor young girl; and mutters for$4$ a son; 145:01,143@d | And this is grieved with headache, pangs, and throws, 145:01,144@d | Is full Sixteen, and never yet had Those. 145:01,145[A ]| She soon replied 145:01,145@e | Get her a husband Madam! 145:01,146@e | I married at that$6#2$ age, and never had had them; 145:01,147@e | Was just like$4$ her, steel waters let alone: 145:01,148@e | A back of steel will$1$ bring them better down. 145:01,149@e | And ten to$4$ one, but they themselves will$1$ try 145:01,150@e | The same means, to$9$ increase their family. 145:01,151[A ]| Poor foolish Fribble who$6#1$ by$4$ subtlety 145:01,152[A ]| Of midwife, truest friend to$4$ Lechery, 145:01,153[A ]| Persuaded art to$9$ be at pains, and charge 145:01,154[A ]| To$9$ give thy wife occasion to$9$ enlarge 145:01,155[A ]| Thy silly head; For$3$ here walk Cuff, and Kick 145:01,156[A ]| With brawny back, and legs, and Potent Prick 145:01,157[A ]| Who$6#1$ more substantially will$1$ cure thy wife 145:01,158[A ]| And on$4$ her half dead womb bestow new life: 145:01,159[A ]| From these the waters got the reputation 145:01,160[A ]| Of good assistants unto generation. 145:01,161[A ]| Some warlike men were now got into the throng 145:01,162[A ]| With hair tied back singing a bawdy song. 145:01,163[A ]| Not much afraid I got a nearer view 145:01,164[A ]| And it was my chance to$9$ know this dreadful Crew: 145:01,165[A ]| They were Cadets that$6#1$ seldom can appear, 145:01,166[A ]| Damned to$4$ the stint of Thirty pounds a year; 145:01,167[A ]| With Hawk on$4$ Fist or greyhound led in$4$ hand 145:01,168[A ]| The Dogs, and Footboys sometimes they Command. 145:01,169[A ]| But now having trimmed a Cast off Spavined horse, 145:01,170[A ]| With three hard pinched for$4$ guineas in$4$ the Purse, 145:01,171[A ]| Two rusty Pistols, scarf about the Arse, 145:01,172[A ]| Coat lined with red, they here presume to$9$ swell: 145:01,173[A ]| This goes for$4$ Captain; that$6#2$ for$4$ Colonel. 145:01,174[A ]| So$3$ the beargarden Ape on$4$ his Steed mounted 145:01,175[A ]| No$2$ longer is a Jackanapes accounted 145:01,176[A ]| But is by$4$ virtue of his Trumpery then 145:01,177[A ]| Called by$4$ the name of the young Gentleman. 145:01,178[A ]| Bless me thought I what thing is man that$3$ thus 145:01,179[A ]| In$4$ all his shapes he is ridiculous: 145:01,180[A ]| Ourselves with noise of reason we do please 145:01,181[A ]| In$4$ vain; Humanity is our worst disease. 145:01,182[A ]| Thrice happy beasts are, who$6#1$ because they be 145:01,183[A ]| Of reason void, are so$5#2$ of Foppery. 145:01,184[A ]| Faith I was so$5#1$ ashamed that$3$ with remorse 145:01,185[A ]| I used the insolence to$9$ mount my horse 145:01,186[A ]| For$3$ he doing only things fit for$4$ his nature 145:01,187[A ]| Did seem to$4$ me, by$4$ much, the wiser Creature. 145:01,100[A ]|