911:11,000['  ]| <The farce of Sodom.>
911:11,000['  ]| <Dramatis personae>
911:11,000['  ]| <Actus primus, scena prima>
911:11,000['  ]| <Boloxinian  king of Sodom>
911:11,000['  ]| <Cuntigratia  his queen>
911:11,000['  ]| <Pricket  young prince>
911:11,000['  ]| <Swivia  princess>
911:11,000['  ]| <Buggeranthes  general of the army>
911:11,000['  ]| <Pockinello  pimp catamite and favourite to the king>
911:11,000['  ]| <Borastus  buggermaster general>
911:11,000['  ]| <Pene and Tuly  pimps of honour>
911:11,000['  ]| <Lady Officina  pimp of honour also>
911:11,000['  ]| <Fuckadilla, Cunticula, Clitoris  maids of honour>
911:11,000['  ]| <Flux  physician in ordinary to the king>
911:11,000['  ]| <Virtuoso  dildo and merkin maker for the court>
911:11,000['  ]| <Dogs, rogues, and other caterpillars.>
911:11,000['  ]| <The scene an antechamber hung round with Aretine's postures>
911:11,000['  ]| <Enter Bolloximian, Borastus, Pockinello, Pene and Tuly.>
911:11,001[A  ]| <Bolloximian:> Thus in the zenith of my lust I reign,
911:11,002[A  ]| I drink to swive and swive to drink again.
911:11,003[A  ]| Let other monarchs, who their sceptres bear,
911:11,004[A  ]| To keep their subjects more in love, than fear
911:11,005[A  ]| Be slaves to crowns, my nation shall be free,
911:11,006[A  ]| My pintle only shall my sceptre be.
911:11,007[A  ]| My laws shall act more pleasure, than command,
911:11,008[A  ]| And with my prick I'll govern all the land.
911:11,009[B  ]| <Pockinello:>  Your Grace at once hath from the powers above
911:11,010[B  ]| A princely wisdom and a princely love:
911:11,011[B  ]| Whilst you permit your subjects to enjoy
911:11,012[B  ]| That freedom which a tyrant would destroy,
911:11,013[B  ]| By this, your royal tarse will purchase more,
911:11,014[B  ]| Than all the riches of the kings of Zoar.
911:11,015[C  ]| <Borastus:> May your most gracious cods and tarse be still
911:11,016[C  ]| As boundless in your pleasure as your will,
911:11,017[C  ]| May plentiful delights of cunt and arse
911:11,018[C  ]| Be never wanting to your royal tarse.
911:11,019[C  ]| May lust incite your prick with flame and sprite
911:11,020[C  ]| Ever to fuck with safety and delight.
911:11,021[A  ]| <Bolloximian:> My prick Borastus, thy judgment and thy care
911:11,022[A  ]| Requires in a nice juncture of affair.
911:11,023[C  ]| <Borastus:> My duty's still my service to prepare.
911:11,024[A  ]| <Bolloximian:> Ye are my council all
911:11,025[B  ]| <Pockinello:> The bliss we own
911:11,026[A  ]| <Boll:> But this advice belongs to you alone,
911:11,027[A  ]| Borastus no longer I my cunts admire.
911:11,028[C  ]| <Borastus:> Your Grace may soon to humble arse retire.
911:11,029[A  ]| <Bolloximian:> My pleasures from new cunts I will uphold,
911:11,030[A  ]| And have reserves of kindness for the old:
911:11,031[A  ]| I grant in absence, dildo may be used
911:11,032[A  ]| With milk of goats, when once our seed's infused
911:11,033[A  ]| My prick to morto-bould cunt shall resort,
911:11,034[A  ]| Merkins rub off, and often spoil the sport
911:11,035[B  ]| <Pockinello:> Let merkin sir, be banished from the court.
911:11,036[W  ]| <Pene:> 'Tis like a dead hedge, when the land is poor,
911:11,037[W  ]| <Tuly:> It is not fit a cunt should wear a tour,
911:11,038[A  ]| <Bolloximian:> As for my queen, her cunt no more invites,
911:11,039[A  ]| Clad with the filth of her most nasty whites.
911:11,040[A  ]| Borastus you spend your time I know not how
911:11,041[C  ]| <Borastus:> The choice of buggery is wanting now:
911:11,042[C  ]| I would advise you sir to make a pass
911:11,043[C  ]| Once more at Pockinello's loyal arse,
911:11,044[C  ]| Besides sir, Pene has so gentle a skin,
911:11,045[C  ]| 'T would tempt a saint to thrust his pintle in.
911:11,046[W  ]| <Tuly:> When last, great sir, your pleasure did vouchsafe
911:11,047[W  ]| To let poor Tuly's hand, your pintle chafe,
911:11,048[W  ]| You gently moved it to my arse, when lo,
911:11,049[W  ]| Arse did the deed, which light hand could not do.
911:11,050[A  ]| <Bolloximian:> True, I remember how my sperm did flow,
911:11,051[A  ]| Tuly, I'm in arrears to thy rewards,
911:11,052[A  ]| But let's be active, while the time affords:
911:11,053[A  ]| And Pockinello for a mate I choose
911:11,054[A  ]| His arse shall for a minute be my spouse.
911:11,055[B  ]| <Pockinello:> That spouse shall, mighty sir, though it be blind
911:11,056[B  ]| Prove to my lord, both dutiful and kind.
911:11,057[B  ]| 'Tis all my wish, that Pockinello's arse
911:11,058[B  ]| May still find favour from your royal tarse.
911:11,059[A  ]| <Bolloximian:> And next to Tuly I will have a touch
911:11,060[A  ]| With Pene ~~
911:11,061[W  ]| <Pene:> O sir!  You honour me too much,
911:11,062[W  ]| It was enough when me you did entrust
911:11,063[W  ]| As harbingers unto your royal lust;
911:11,064[W  ]| But as from heaven your will can make us blessed,
911:11,065[W  ]| Though we unworthy, when we've done our best;
911:11,066[W  ]| Nor your perfections dare we claim our right.
911:11,067[A  ]| <Bolloximian:> Those who my pleasure serve, I must requite.
911:11,068[A  ]| Henceforth Borastus, set the nation free
911:11,069[A  ]| Let conscience have its force of liberty.
911:11,070[A  ]| I do proclaim that buggery may be used
911:11,071[A  ]| O'er all the land, so cunt be not abused:
911:11,072[A  ]| That's the provision, this shall be your trust
911:11,073[C  ]| <Borastus:> All things shall to your order be adjust.
911:11,074[A  ]| <Bolloximian:> To Buggeranthus let this grant be given,
911:11,075[A  ]| And let him bugger all things under heaven
911:11,076[C  ]| <Borastus:> Straight this indulgence, shall be issued forth
911:11,077[C  ]| From east to west, and through south to north:
911:11,078[A  ]| <Bolloximian:> Let Pene assist you in this grand affair,
911:11,079[A  ]| Then to our royal citadels repair.
911:11,080[C  ]| <Borastus:> We shall obey.
911:11,080['  ]| <Exeunt Borastus and Pene.>
911:11,081[B  ]| <Pockinello:> Great sir, when last you were entombed
911:11,082[B  ]| Within the straits of Fuckadilla's womb,
911:11,083[B  ]| You told, that her sperm did slowly come.
911:11,084[A  ]| <Bolloximian:> And what of that?
911:11,085[B  ]| <Pockinello:> I would a plot reveal
911:11,086[A  ]| <Bolloximian:> Against my honour, Pockinello. Tell.
911:11,087[B  ]| <Pockinello:> No wonder she don't fuck as she was wont,
911:11,088[B  ]| Pene has been too familiar with her cunt:
911:11,089[B  ]| My liege.  He swived her in her time of term,
911:11,090[B  ]| I saw him wipe the gleanings of her sperm:
911:11,091[B  ]| His sneaking tarse in tail of shirt he packed
911:11,092[B  ]| Sneaking to shelter from the treacherous act.
911:11,093[A  ]| <Bolloximian:> Alas poor Pene!  I cannot blame the deed
911:11,094[A  ]| Where nature urgeth, by impulse of seed
911:11,095[B  ]| <Pockinello:> Yet 't was a trespass without leave to swive
911:11,096[B  ]| Upon his sovereign's prerogative
911:11,097[A  ]| <Bolloximian:> With crimes of this sort, I shall soon dispense,
911:11,098[A  ]| His arse shall suffer for his prick's offence,
911:11,099[A  ]| In ropy seed my spirit shall be sent
911:11,100[A  ]| With joyful tidings to his fundament;
911:11,101[A  ]| Come Pockinello, ere my pintle burns
911:11,000[A  ]| In, and untruss, I'll bugger you by turns.
911:11,000['  ]| <Exeunt>
911:12,000['  ]| <Scene 2d.>
911:12,000['  ]| <The scene changeth to a fair portico joining to a pleasant garden,>
911:12,000['  ]| <adorned with many statues of naked men and women, in various postures.>
911:12,000['  ]| <In the middle of the garden is a woman representing a fountain, standing>
911:12,000['  ]| <upon her head and pissing bolt upright, soft music is played, after which>
911:12,000['  ]| <is sung by a small voice in a mournful Key.>
911:12,000['  ]| <Song.>
911:12,001[X  ]| Unhappy cunt!  Oh comfortless!
911:12,002[X  ]| From swelling plenty fallen into distress,
911:12,003[X  ]| Deprived of all it's ornamental hair,
911:12,004[X  ]| Fed with the empty diet of the air,
911:12,005[X  ]| Divorced, and banished from its dearest duck
911:12,006[X  ]| That proselyte to pagan Fuck.
911:12,007[X  ]| Assist ye powers!
911:12,008[X  ]| That bring down monthly flowers,
911:12,009[X  ]| Come, come away, and in a trice
911:12,010[X  ]| Congeal these thoughts of ice,
911:12,011[X  ]| Comfort my cunt, or give me your advice.
911:12,012['  ]| <Enter Cuntagratia, Officina, Fuckadilla, Cunticula, and Clitoris.>
911:12,013[J  ]| <Officina:>  sure madam, he must Fuck with some remorse
911:12,014[J  ]| Since your divorcement from his royal tarse
911:12,015[J  ]| The day of marriage you may justly rue,
911:12,016[J  ]| Since he will neither swive, nor suffer you.
911:12,017[E  ]| <Cunta:>  That tyranny does much augment my grief,
911:12,018[E  ]| I can command all but my cunt's relief:
911:12,019[E  ]| My courses have been stopt with grief, and care
911:12,020[E  ]| In all his pleasures I can have no share,
911:12,021[J  ]| <Officin:>  These girls I'll warrant have enough to spare.
911:12,022[E  ]| <Cunta:>  I am not jealous, but my envy must
911:12,023[E  ]| Declare to all, your pleasures are unjust:
911:12,024[E  ]| Not that I would deprive your cunts of food,
911:12,025[E  ]| For you, like me are women flesh and blood:
911:12,026[E  ]| Yet youth, not beauty can your crimes excuse.
911:12,027[K  ]| <Fuckadilla:>  What woman can a standing prick refuse?
911:12,028[K  ]| When love makes courtship, there it may command,
911:12,029[K  ]| What soul such generous influence can withstand?
911:12,030[K  ]| I least offend you in your royal seed,
911:12,031[K  ]| He fucked for pleasure, and for very need,
911:12,032[K  ]| He pressed it hard, I would have turned the spring
911:12,033[E  ]| <Cunta:>  But that my duty was to obey my king:
911:12,034[E  ]| Had I a pintle, privilege to choose,
911:12,035[E  ]| His prick for any others I'd refuse.
911:12,036[J  ]| <Officin:>  This I must needs in her defence declare,
911:12,037[J  ]| To reconcile the king, it was her care
911:12,038[M  ]| <Clitoris:>  Madam, I wonder such a noble mind
911:12,039[M  ]| Should be to singularity inclined,
911:12,040[M  ]| He's but a man, and if you'll credit me,
911:12,041[M  ]| There's many others swive as well as he!
911:12,042[E  ]| <Cunta:>  All this, and more Clitoris I allow,
911:12,043[E  ]| And do my faith to thy experience owe.
911:12,044[J  ]| <Officin:>  Troth, were I you, a pintle I would have,
911:12,045[J  ]| Though he deprived me of the crown he gave:
911:12,046[J  ]| Your cunt may claim a subjects liberty
911:12,047[J  ]| Tho' he a tyrant to your honour be.
911:12,048[E  ]| <Cuntagr:>  Your counsel barely does my care expel
911:12,049[E  ]| Whom could you wish me, would swive me well.
911:12,050[J  ]| <Officin:>  Your cunt, Buggeranthes to a hair would nick
911:12,051[E  ]| <Cuntagr:>  The general's?  I long to see his prick.
911:12,052[E  ]| They say he swives all women to a trance
911:12,053[K  ]| <Fuckad:>  Madam, you'll say so, when you see his lance
911:12,054[M  ]| <Clitoris:>  He is a man no doubt
911:12,055[L  ]| <Cunticu:>  He has such charms
911:12,056[L  ]| You'll swear you have a stallion in your arms,
911:12,057[L  ]| He swives with so much vigour, in a word,
911:12,058[L  ]| His prick is as good mettle as his sword.
911:12,059[J  ]| <Officin:>  Truly, I have heard it is both long and large
911:12,060[E  ]| <Cuntagr:>  Then with my open cunt I'll give him charge
911:12,061[E  ]| I'll hug and kiss, and bear up 'till I die
911:12,062[E  ]| Oh let him swive me to eternity.
911:12,063[E  ]| Come, come dear general, oh heavens!  I fear
911:12,064[E  ]| Twelve hours will passe, before I find him here
911:12,065[E  ]| Twelve hour's!  twelve years, oh!  I shall ne'er contain
911:12,066[J  ]| <Officin:>  Sit down, and frig a while, 'twill ease your pain,
911:12,067[E  ]| <Cuntagr:>  I spring a leak, all hands to pump amain.
911:12,067['  ]| <Here the queen sitting in a chair of state>
911:12,067['  ]| <is frigged with a dildo, by the lady Officina;>
911:12,067['  ]| <The others pull out their dildos, and frig>
911:12,067['  ]| <in point of honour.>
911:12,068[E  ]| <Cuntagr:>  So, there yet more, you do not make it spurt,
911:12,069[E  ]| You do, as if you were afraid to hurt.
911:12,070[J  ]| <Officin:>  Madam, the fault in Virtuoso lies,
911:12,071[J  ]| He should have made it of a larger size,
911:12,072[J  ]| This dildo by a handful is too short
911:12,073[E  ]| <Cuntagr:>  Let him with speed be sent for to the court.
911:12,074[K  ]| <Fuckad:>  Madam the dildos are not to compare
911:12,075[K  ]| With what I've seen,
911:12,076[J  ]| <Officin:>  Indeed they are paltry ware.
911:12,077[L  ]| <Cunticu:>  Short dildos leave the pleasure half begun
911:12,078[E  ]| <Cuntagr:>  Oh!  how the general in my mind doth run.
911:12,079[E  ]| Lets to the grotto for a while repair,
911:12,080[E  ]| And sing a bawdy song, perhaps the air
911:12,081[E  ]| May echo news the general is come,
911:12,082[E  ]| For whose stiff tarse I'll sacrifice my womb.
911:12,083[E  ]| Sing Fuckadilla, charm us with a touch,
911:12,084[E  ]| See it not treat of chastity too much.
911:12,085[K  ]| <Fuckad:>  That's a strange word, but if you bawdy crave
911:12,086[K  ]| I've choice.
911:12,087[E  ]| <Cuntagr:>  Ay, that's it we would have.
911:12,087['  ]| <Fuckadilla sings.>
911:12,087['  ]| <Song:>
911:12,088[K  ]| Rouse stately tarse
911:12,089[K  ]| And let thy bollocks grind
911:12,090[K  ]| For seed:
911:12,091[K  ]| Heave up fair arse
911:12,092[K  ]| And let thy cunt be kind
911:12,093[K  ]| To the deed.
911:12,094[K  ]| Thrust pintle with a force,
911:12,095[K  ]| Strong as any horse,
911:12,096[K  ]| Spend 'till her cunt overflow,
911:12,097[K  ]| Joined with the neighbouring flood of sperm below
911:12,098[K  ]| Then in a swound,
911:12,099[K  ]| We'll lie as drowned
911:12,100[K  ]| And dead upon the shore
911:12,101[K  ]| Rather, than we wake
911:12,102[K  ]| We should our sad leaves take
911:12,103[K  ]| Cause we can spend no more.
911:12,104[X  ]| <Chorus.>  Where pintle cannot gain new breath
911:12,105[X  ]| Resurrection is worse than death.
911:12,105['  ]| <Six naked women, and six men appear and dance, the men>
911:12,105['  ]| <doing obeisance to the women's cunts,>
911:12,105['  ]| <kissing and touching them often, the women doing ceremonies>
911:12,105['  ]| <to the men's pricks, kissing them, quidling, and dandling>
911:12,105['  ]| <their cods, and so fall to fucking, after which the women>
911:12,105['  ]| <sigh, and the men look simply and sneak off>
911:13,000['  ]| <Scene 3d.>
911:13,000['  ]| <Enter Pricket and Swivia>
911:13,001[D  ]| <Swivia:> Twelve months must pass ere you will yet arrive
911:13,002[D  ]| To be a perfect man that is to swive
911:13,003[D  ]| As Pockinello does.
911:13,004[D  ]| Your age to fifteen does but now incline
911:13,005[E  ]| <Pricket:> You know I could have stripped my prick at nine.
911:13,006[D  ]| <Swivia:> I ne'er saw 't since, let's see how much 'tis grown;
911:13,007[D  ]| By heavens! a neat one!  Now we're all alone,
911:13,008[D  ]| I'll shut the door, and you shall see my thing
911:13,009[E  ]| <Pricket:> Strange, how it looks methinks it smells like ling.
911:13,010[E  ]| It has a beard, yes, and a mouth all raw,
911:13,011[E  ]| The strangest creature that I ever saw,
911:13,012[E  ]| Are these the bears that keep men in such awe.
911:13,013[D  ]| <Swivia:> 'Twas such a thing philosophers have taught
911:13,014[D  ]| That all mankind into the world has brought;
911:13,015[D  ]| 'Twas such a thing our sire king bestrid,
911:13,016[D  ]| Out of whose mouth we came ~~ 
911:13,017[E  ]| <Pricket:> The devil we did?
911:13,018[D  ]| <Swivia:> It is the workhouse of the world's chief trade,
911:13,019[D  ]| On this soft anvil, all mankind was made;
911:13,020[D  ]| Come 'tis a harmless thing, draw near and try,
911:13,021[D  ]| You will desire no other death to die.
911:13,022[E  ]| <Pricket:> Is' t death then?
911:13,023[D  ]| <Swivia:> Ay, but such a pleasing pain
911:13,024[D  ]| That it straight tickles you to life again.
911:13,025[E  ]| <Pricket:> I feel my spirits in an agony
911:13,026[D  ]| <Swivia:> These are the symptoms of lechery:
911:13,027[D  ]| Does not your prick stand, and your pulse beat fast,
911:13,028[D  ]| And you desire some unknown bliss to taste
911:13,029[E  ]| <Pricket:> My heart incites to some new desires,
911:13,030[E  ]| My blood boils o'er
911:13,031[D  ]| <Swivia:> I can allay the fire.
911:13,032[D  ]| Come little rogue, and on my body lie,
911:13,033[D  ]| A little lower yet, now dearest try
911:13,034[E  ]| <Pricket:> I am a stranger to the unknown parts,
911:13,035[E  ]| And never versed in love's obliging arts:
911:13,036[E  ]| Pray guide me, I ne'er was this way before
911:13,037[D  ]| <Swivia:> There, can't you enter now, you've found the door
911:13,038[E  ]| <Pricket:> I'm in I trow, it is as soft as wool,
911:13,039[D  ]| <Swivia:> Thrust then, and move it up and down, you fool.
911:13,040[E  ]| <Pricket:> I do, Oh!  Heavens I'm at my wit's end.
911:13,041[D  ]| <Swivia:> Is' t not such pleasure, as I did commend?
911:13,042[E  ]| <Pricket:> Yes, I find cunt a most obliging friend:
911:13,043[E  ]| Speak to me sister, ere my soul depart,
911:13,044[D  ]| <Swivia:> I cannot speak, you've stabbed me to the heart.
911:13,045[E  ]| <Pricket:> I faint, I can't one minute more survive,
911:13,046[E  ]| I'm dead.
911:13,047[D  ]| <Swivia:> Ah brother, but I'm alive.
911:13,048[D  ]| And why should you lie dead t'increase my pain?
911:13,049[D  ]| Kiss me dear bird, and you shall live again.
911:13,050[D  ]| Your love's grown cold, now you can do no more,
911:13,051[D  ]| I love you better, than I did before.
911:13,052[D  ]| Prithee be kind.
911:13,053[E  ]| <Pricket:> Sure, I did lately dream
911:13,054[E  ]| That through my prick there flowed a mighty stream,
911:13,055[E  ]| Which to my eye seemed like whites of eggs.
911:13,056[D  ]| <Swivia:> I dreamed too, that it ran betwixt my legs
911:13,057[E  ]| <Pricket:> What makes this pearl so on my pintle's snout,
911:13,058[D  ]| <Swivia:> Sure, you fucked lately, now your dream is out.
911:13,059[E  ]| <Pricket:> That I should lose my senses, heaven forbid
911:13,060[E  ]| And yet I scarce remember, what I did.
911:13,061[D  ]| <Swivia:> It was this cunt, that made your pintle weep,
911:13,062[D  ]| And lulled you so into a gentle sleep:
911:13,063[D  ]| You gave those pleasures which you waking thought
911:13,064[D  ]| On all your senses has amazement wrought.
911:13,065[E  ]| <Pricket:> 'Tis strange methinks, that such a homely teat,
911:13,066[E  ]| With such delight should all my senses treat,
911:13,067[E  ]| That such a gaping, hungry, hairy beast,
911:13,068[E  ]| Should from its maw give squeamish prick a feast;
911:13,069[E  ]| But its strange influence I do admire,
911:13,070[E  ]| My heart is glutted, yet I still desire,
911:13,071[E  ]| And turns my freezing body into fire.
911:13,072[D  ]| <Swivia:> All unknown pleasures do at first surprise,
911:13,073[D  ]| Try but once more, you'll find new joys arise;
911:13,074[D  ]| It will your heart with more contentment fill,
911:13,075[D  ]| Besides sir, pleasure will improve your skill.
911:13,076[D  ]| Come, try again, 'twill gratify your pain,
911:13,077[D  ]| When you enjoy, what half the world refrain.
911:13,078[E  ]| <Pricket:> I feel an air, which does my blood unfold,
911:13,079[E  ]| Between a summer's heat, and winter's cold,
911:13,080[D  ]| <Swivia:> And no erection yet, prithee let's feel,
911:13,081[D  ]| Poor little thing, it is as cold as steel:
911:13,082[D  ]| I'll manage it; dispose it to my trust
911:13,083[D  ]| I'll make it strong to act, as well as best.
911:13,084[D  ]| Stroke cunt and thighs
911:13,085[E  ]| <Pricket:> I do.
911:13,086[D  ]| <Swivia:> Now kiss my dear
911:13,087[E  ]| <Pricket:> 'T won't do.
911:13,088[D  ]| <Swivia:> Oh!  never fear.
911:13,089[D  ]| Thrust out your spirit, with might and main. 
911:13,089['  ]| <(Noise within)>
911:13,090[E  ]| <Pricket:> I hear some coming.
911:13,091[D  ]| <Swivia:> Put it up again
911:13,091['  ]| <Enter Cunticula, Drunkish.>
911:13,091['  ]| <She sings>
911:13,092[F  ]| <Cunticula> 'Twas the touch of the finger and thumb
911:13,093[F  ]| And pretty soft palm
911:13,094[F  ]| That ushered the balm,
911:13,095[F  ]| And made it the sooner to come.
911:13,096[D  ]| <Swivia:> You did my thoughts surprise
911:13,097[F  ]| <Cunticula:> Did my presence disturb your privities?
911:13,098[D  ]| <Swivia:> No, we dare let you know what we have done,
911:13,099[D  ]| Come, we'll continue, what we have begun:
911:13,100[D  ]| Sure, I have lost the virtue of my hand,
911:13,101[F  ]| <Cunticula:> Madam. I'll hold a piece, I'll make it stand.
911:13,102[E  ]| <Pricket:> Sister let go:  Cunticula shall try,
911:13,103[E  ]| Great virtue from her hand I prophesy.
911:13,104[D  ]| <Swivia:> I'll not my goods, into her hands entrust,
911:13,105[D  ]| But on those terms, that they who first
911:13,106[D  ]| Does by the power of her prevailing hand
911:13,107[D  ]| Make cods shrink up, and pintles stiffly stand
911:13,108[F  ]| <Cunticula:> With all my heart, what says his princely Grace?
911:13,109[E  ]| <Pricket:> Agreed sister, I fear you've lost your place:
911:13,110[E  ]| Now for your credit, hold not quite so fast,
911:13,111[E  ]| The pleasure of it self is apt to waste,
911:13,112[E  ]| She does 't with art
911:13,113[D  ]| <Swivia:>  Look how his cheeks glows.
911:13,114[E  ]| <Pricket:> There, there.
911:13,114['  ]| <(He Spends)>
911:13,115[F  ]| <Cunticula:> Oh!  Death it overflows.
911:13,116[E  ]| <Pricket:> 'Tis done, and you may thank your treacherous hand
911:13,117[F  ]| <Cunticula:> I would have held, If you had given command.
911:13,118[F  ]| That I should lose a blessing of this prize,
911:13,119[F  ]| For this loss, I in tears, could spend my eyes.
911:13,120[F  ]| Pardon (sweet prince) pardon this sad mistake,
911:13,121[F  ]| If all that I have, recompense can make:
911:13,122[F  ]| Here prostrate at your feet, you may command,
911:13,123[F  ]| My cunt, or arse when ere your prick will stand
911:13,124[E  ]| <Pricket:> You've let out all the spirits of my blood,
911:13,125[E  ]| You've ruined me, and done your self no good.
911:13,126[D  ]| <Swivia:> 'Twas your new office did ambition move
911:13,127[D  ]| To hasten to the centre of your love,
911:13,128[D  ]| When in her journey, she received a fate,
911:13,129[D  ]| Which hope and pleasure did anticipate:
911:13,130[D  ]| Muster your spirits up, and try again,
911:13,131[E  ]| <Pricket:> Where power is wanting, will is but in vain:
911:13,132[E  ]| I've spent my lust, and would fain retire
911:13,133[E  ]| To sleep an hour
911:13,134[D  ]| <Swivia:> Will that restore desire?
911:13,135[E  ]| <Pricket:> If that deceitful prove,
911:13,136[E  ]| Adieu to fuck, sleep will all cure remove.
911:13,137[D  ]| <Swivia:> Come cousin, we'll convey him to my bed
911:13,138[D  ]| You see his spirits, with our hopes are fled.
911:13,139[D  ]| Though he believing he's as bad as dead.
911:13,000['  ]| <(Exeunt leading him mournfully)>
911:14,000['  ]| <Scene 4th>
911:14,000['  ]| <Enter Cuntigratia, and Buggeranthes>
911:14,001[E  ]| <Cunta:>  Let the last siege, with this content be crowned,
911:14,002[E  ]| That what your prick has lost, my cunt hath found
911:14,003[E  ]| Your seed sir (with my pleasure) I will own,
911:14,004[E  ]| Was in my cunt so plentifully thrown.
911:14,005[E  ]| Had all mankind whose pintles I adore,
911:14,006[E  ]| With well filled bollocks swived me o'er and o'er,
911:14,007[E  ]| None could in nature, have obliged me more:
911:14,008[C  ]| <Bugg:>  If kings are gods on earth, their queens may claim
911:14,009[C  ]| Of goddesses an usurped name.
911:14,010[E  ]| <Cunta:>  And fate in him must great perfection show,
911:14,011[E  ]| Whose tarse can please a deity below,
911:14,012[E  ]| This modesty in you does ill appear,
911:14,013[E  ]| Whose virtues are to dare, and not to fear,
911:14,014[E  ]| Whose arms, the strength of mighty Mars can prove,
911:14,015[E  ]| Whose prick's the standard of the queen of love
911:14,016[E  ]| Whose bollocks like a twin <??> of worlds contain
911:14,017[E  ]| Those millions of delight in every vein.
911:14,018[E  ]| This, and much more lord general is due
911:14,019[E  ]| To those perfections, which I find in you:
911:14,020[E  ]| You must oblige me in this very hour,
911:14,021[E  ]| You know 'gainst all denial cunt has power
911:14,022[C  ]| <Bugger:>  Your favours madam, are so far above
911:14,023[C  ]| The utmost merits of my vassal love;
911:14,024[C  ]| That should I court in lechery to obey,
911:14,025[C  ]| And in obedience swive my soul away:
911:14,026[C  ]| All my endeavours would at last become
911:14,027[C  ]| A poor oblation to your royal womb.
911:14,028[E  ]| <Cuntagr:>  Still from my love, you modestly withdraw,
911:14,029[E  ]| And are not by my favours kept in awe;
911:14,030[E  ]| When friendship does approach, you seem to fly,
911:14,031[E  ]| Do you do so before an enemy?
911:14,032[C  ]| <Bugger:>  No, by my head, and by this honoured scar,
911:14,033[C  ]| But toils of cunt, are more than toils of war.
911:14,034[E  ]| <Cunta:>  Fucking a toil (Good lord) you do mistake.
911:14,035[E  ]| Of ease and pleasure, it does all partake:
911:14,036[E  ]| 'Tis all that we can dear, or happy call,
911:14,037[C  ]| <Bugger:>  But love, like war, must have it's interval.
911:14,038[C  ]| Nature renews that strength by kind repose,
911:14,039[C  ]| Which an untimely drudgery would loose.
911:14,040[C  ]| Madam, with sighs I'll celebrate the hour,
911:14,041[C  ]| That stole away my love, and robbed me of my power.
911:14,041['  ]| <Offers to go.>
911:14,042[E  ]| <Cunta:>  You shall not part thus, dear lord general stay
911:14,043[C  ]| <Bugger:>  In what my power admits, I must obey.
911:14,044[E  ]| <Cunta:>  In the first place a parting Kiss,
911:14,045[E  ]| And next my lord, the consequence of this:
911:14,046[E  ]| Once for a parting blow, once, and no more
911:14,047[C  ]| <Bugger:>  Could that have been, I had obeyed before,
911:14,048[C  ]| Your menstruous blood, does all your veins supply
911:14,049[C  ]| With unexhausted lechery, whilst I
911:14,050[C  ]| Like a decrepit lecher, must retire
911:14,051[C  ]| With prick too weak to act, what I desire.
911:14,051['  ]| <Exit.>
911:14,052[E  ]| <Cunta:>  Does my new passion to contempt remove
911:14,053[E  ]| The trophies of his honour, and my love?
911:14,054[E  ]| Ah!  Buggeranthes had my passion been
911:14,055[E  ]| Decked with the state, and grandeur of a queen,
911:14,056[E  ]| So loose a love, I had not then betrayed
911:14,057[E  ]| My love had more my majesty obeyed.
911:14,058[E  ]| My passion like a prodigal did treat
911:14,059[E  ]| With all the choice varieties of meat
911:14,060[E  ]| And now the glutted lecher scorns to eat.
911:14,060['  ]| <Enter Bolloxinian, Borastus, Pockinello and Tuly.>
911:14,061[A  ]| <Bollox:>  Since I have buggered human arse, I find
911:14,062[A  ]| Pintle to cunt, is not so much inclined,
911:14,063[A  ]| What tho' the lechery be dry, 'tis smart,
911:14,064[A  ]| And turkey's arse, I love with all my heart:
911:14,065[A  ]| The lust which in those animals I see,
911:14,066[A  ]| Does far exceed all human lechery.
911:14,067[A  ]| Their cunts by use improve their influence
911:14,068[A  ]| Whilst ours grow void of pleasure, and of sense.
911:14,069[A  ]| By oft fomenting, cunt so big doth swell,
911:14,070[A  ]| That pintle works like clapper in a bell.
911:14,071[A  ]| All vacuum, no gaping flesh doth guide,
911:14,072[A  ]| Or hug the brawny muscles of its side:
911:14,073[A  ]| Tickling the nerves, prepuce, or glans,
911:14,074[A  ]| Which all mankind with great delight entrance.
911:14,075[D  ]| <Borastus:>  Nature to them but one poor way doth give
911:14,076[D  ]| But man delights in various ways to swive
911:14,077[B  ]| <Pock:>  How simple was the lechery of old,
911:14,078[B  ]| How full of chance, how feeble, and how cold,
911:14,079[B  ]| Confined to a formality of law,
911:14,080[B  ]| When women ne'er their husbands pintles saw,
911:14,081[B  ]| But when their lust or duty made them draw.
911:14,082[B  ]| Then fuck with such indifferent delight
911:14,083[B  ]| As if prick stood against its will in spite,
911:14,084[B  ]| First rubbed, then spent, then groaned, and bid good night.
911:14,085[B  ]| We the kind dictates of our sense pursue,
911:14,086[B  ]| We study pleasures still, and find our new.
911:14,087[D  ]| <Borast:>  May as the gods his name immortal be
911:14,088[D  ]| That first received the gift of buggery.
911:14,089[A  ]| <Bollox:>  Faces may change, but cunt is but cunt still
911:14,090[A  ]| And he that fucks is slave to woman's will.
911:14,091[A  ]| And what Borastus, should we daily bring,
911:14,092[A  ]| One dish to feast the palate of a king?
911:14,093[A  ]| And strive with various sauces to invite
911:14,094[A  ]| The grandeur of his critic appetite,
911:14,095[A  ]| And still the meals the same, the change doth lye
911:14,096[A  ]| But in the sauces great variety:
911:14,097[A  ]| 'Tis so with cunt's repeated dull delights
911:14,098[A  ]| Sometimes you've flowers for sauce, and sometimes whites,
911:14,099[A  ]| And crablice, which like buttered shrimps appear,
911:14,100[A  ]| And may be served for garnish all the year.
911:14,100['  ]| <Enter Buggeranthes.>
911:14,101[D  ]| <Borast:>  My liege, The general
911:14,102[A  ]| <Bollox:>  Brave man of war, how fares the camp?
911:14,103[C  ]| <Bugger:>  Great sir, your soldiers are
911:14,104[C  ]| In double duty to your favour bound
911:14,105[C  ]| They own it all, they swear and tear the ground:
911:14,106[C  ]| Protest they'd die in drinking of your health
911:14,107[C  ]| And creep into the other world by stealth;
911:14,108[C  ]| Intending there among the gods to vie
911:14,109[C  ]| Their Sodom's king with immortality.
911:14,110[A  ]| <Bollox:>  How are they pleased with what I did proclaim?
911:14,111[C  ]| <Bugger:>  They practice it in honour of your name.
911:14,112[C  ]| If lust presents, they want no women's aid,
911:14,113[C  ]| Each buggers with content, his own comrade.
911:14,114[A  ]| <Bollox:>  They know 'tis chargeable with cunts to play
911:14,115[C  ]| <Bugger:>  It saves them sir, at least a fortnight's pay.
911:14,116[C  ]| But arse they fuck, and bugger one another,
911:14,117[C  ]| And live like man and wife, sister and brother.
911:14,118[C  ]| Dildos, and dogs, with women do prevail,
911:14,119[C  ]| I saw one frigging with a dog's bob tail.
911:14,120[C  ]| My lord (said she) I do it with remorse,
911:14,121[C  ]| For I had once a passion for a horse:
911:14,122[C  ]| Who in a moment grieved, and pleased my heart
911:14,123[C  ]| I saw him standing pensive in a cart,
911:14,124[C  ]| With padded eyes, and back with sores oppressed,
911:14,125[C  ]| And heavy halter hanging on his crest:
911:14,126[C  ]| I grieved for the poor beast, and scratched his main
911:14,127[C  ]| Pitied his daily labour, and his pain:
911:14,128[C  ]| When on a sudden from his scabbard flew
911:14,129[C  ]| The stateliest tarse that ever mortal drew:
911:14,130[C  ]| Which clinging to his belly, stiff did stand,
911:14,131[C  ]| I took and grasped it with my loving hand,
911:14,132[C  ]| And in a passion moved it to my cunt;
911:14,133[C  ]| But he to womankind, being not wont,
911:14,134[C  ]| Drew back his engine, though my cunt could spare
911:14,135[C  ]| Perhaps as much room as his lady mare:
911:14,136[C  ]| At length, I found his constancy was such,
911:14,137[C  ]| That he would none but his dear mistress touch,
911:14,138[C  ]| Urged by his scorn, I did his sight depart,
911:14,139[C  ]| And to despair surrendered up my heart:
911:14,140[C  ]| Now wandering o'er this vile cunt-starving land
911:14,141[C  ]| I am content, with what comes next to hand.
911:14,142[A  ]| <Bollox:>  Such women ought to live, pray find her out,
911:14,143[A  ]| She shall a pintle have both stiff, and stout.
911:14,144[A  ]| Bollocks shall hourly by her cunt be sucked,
911:14,145[A  ]| She shall be daily by all nations fucked.
911:14,146[A  ]| Industrious cunts, shall never pintle want
911:14,147[A  ]| She shall be mistress to the elephant.
911:14,148[C  ]| <Bugger:>  Your honours mateblesse <??> .
911:14,149[A  ]| <Bollox:>  I'll do' t, let her swive,
911:14,150[A  ]| I will encourage virtue, whilst I live
911:14,151[B  ]| <Pockin:>  Were Officina here, she would aver
911:14,152[B  ]| The title of grand cunt belonged to her,
911:14,153[B  ]| With ease you may thrust in your double fist
911:14,154[D  ]| <Borast:>  She has as good a cunt as ever pissed.
911:14,155[A  ]| <Bollox:>  That mighty orifice of nature's gate,
911:14,156[A  ]| Gave once delight, but ne'er did propagate:
911:14,157[A  ]| Products, spoil cunt, Flux does allow
911:14,158[A  ]| That what like women was, makes like a cow,
911:14,159[B  ]| <Pockon:>  But fruitless cunts by frigging may be spoiled,
911:14,160[B  ]| When they use dildos, big as new born child.
911:14,160['  ]| <Enter Tuly.>
911:14,161[I  ]| <Tuly:>  My liege, a stranger at your royal gate
911:14,162[I  ]| Does from gomorrah for a message wait,
911:14,163[I  ]| Who forty striplings now does with him bring
911:14,164[A  ]| <Bollox:>  Oh!  'tis a present from our king:
911:14,165[A  ]| Conduct him in, 'twas very kindly done
911:14,166[A  ]| Of brother Tarsehole, this has saved my son,
911:14,167[A  ]| I love strange flesh, a man's prick cannot stand
911:14,168[A  ]| Within the limits of his own command,
911:14,169[A  ]| And I have fucked and buggered all the land.
911:14,170[A  ]| Pleasure should strive as much in time of peace
911:14,171[A  ]| As power in time of battle to increase.
911:14,172[A  ]| The end of war is to make peace at last,
911:14,173[A  ]| Where pleasure pays for all the sorrows past.
911:14,173['  ]| <Enter Tuly with forty striplings.>
911:14,174[A  ]| So beautiful a troop I have not seen,
911:14,175[A  ]| How fares our brother Tarsehole, and his queen.
911:14,176[A  ]| All hail, and health from these were sent by me, <??>
911:14,177[A  ]| And this from them vouchsafe our king to see
911:14,177['  ]| <Delivers a letter, Bolloxinian reads part of it.>
911:14,178[W  ]| Of the fairest of the damsels for the remembrances in
911:14,179[W  ]| manifold expressions ~~ joy in your gates, honour in
911:14,180[W  ]| your high places, and in your retirement, pleasure in abundance.
911:14,181[W  ]| Gomorrah. Tarsehole.
911:14,182[A  ]| <Bollox:>  'Tis well stranger, thanks, and go tell thy lord
911:14,183[A  ]| That what the limits of the land afford,
911:14,184[A  ]| He may like me command what cunts do live
911:14,185[A  ]| Within my precincts that are fit to swive:
911:14,186[A  ]| By Tuly we intend to send a score
911:14,187[A  ]| Of modern virgins; if we can find more,
911:14,188[A  ]| We shall with careful expedition send,
911:14,189[A  ]| Mean*while our love and honour recommend.
911:14,190[A  ]| Tuly, divert the stranger while he stays
911:14,191[A  ]| With wine, and with our Sodominian plays:
911:14,192[A  ]| Receive him kindly, my commands fulfil,
911:14,193[A  ]| And let him fuck, and bugger what he will.
911:14,194[A  ]| Here are my valued gems, these are to me
911:14,195[A  ]| More than the riches of his treasury.
911:14,196[A  ]| What does my crown and jewels do me good
911:14,197[A  ]| Jewels, and gold are clay to flesh and blood.
911:14,198[A  ]| Grace every chamber with a handsome boy,
911:14,199[A  ]| But here's my pretty darling and my joy,
911:14,200[A  ]| Go, prepare what to my pleasure's due
911:14,201[A  ]| The choice of their apartment's left to you.
911:14,201['  ]| <Exeunt with the rest.>
911:14,202[A  ]| Come my soft flesh, and Sodom's dear delight,
911:14,203[A  ]| To honoured lust thou art betrayed this night,
911:14,204[A  ]| Lust with thy beauty, cannot brook delay
911:14,205[A  ]| Between thy pretty haunches, I will play.
911:14,205['  ]| <Exeunt omnes.>
911:15,000['  ]| <Scene 5th>
911:15,000['  ]| <Enter Officina, Fuckadilla, Cunticula, Clitoris, and Virtuoso.>
911:15,001[J  ]| <Officin:>  Let's see the late improvement of your art
911:15,002[J  ]| The dildos are not worth a fart
911:15,003[K  ]| <fucka:>  They are not stiff
911:15,004[L  ]| <Cunt:>  ~~  ~~  ~~ The muscle is too small
911:15,005[M  ]| <Clit:>  Nor long enough
911:15,006[J  ]| <Offic:>  Lord Virtuoso that's all in all, 
911:15,007[J  ]| Wherefore do you bring
911:15,008[J  ]| So weak, and such a bauble of a thing.
911:15,009[W  ]| <Virtuoso:>  Madam, the philosophical demonstration,
911:15,010[W  ]| These are invented with a full intention
911:15,011[W  ]| To gratify the most immensive vain
911:15,012[W  ]| That cursed in blood or seed, in yoke restrain.
911:15,013[J  ]| <Officin.>  Oh! fie, they scarce exceeds a virgin's span
911:15,014[J  ]| Art should exceed, what nature gave to man.
911:15,015[K  ]| <Fuckad:>  I'll hold a fucking, let the truth be known
911:15,016[K  ]| He made it by the measure of his own.
911:15,017[W  ]| <Virtuoso:>  Madam, 'tis done, I'll be judged by all
911:15,018[W  ]| The copy does exceed the original.
911:15,019[J  ]| <Officin:>  Who shall try first  
911:15,020[M  ]| <Clitor:>  I'll
911:15,021[L  ]| <Cuntic:>  Think it no disgrace
911:15,022[L  ]| If I before your ladyship take place:
911:15,023[L  ]| The pricks I've enjoyed I can make appear
911:15,024[L  ]| That I have more experience by five year.
911:15,025[K  ]| <Fuckad:>  If by seniority you claim the due,
911:15,026[K  ]| I had a cunt, when no man thought of you,
911:15,027[K  ]| It makes me laugh to see these gossips strive
911:15,028[K  ]| For an estate, when the true heir's alive:
911:15,029[K  ]| All your proprieties are secured you think,
911:15,030[K  ]| I bare a child, when you was meat and drink,
911:15,031[K  ]| Produce sweet sir a lovely yard, I'll vow
911:15,032[K  ]| I would pawn honour to make trial now,
911:15,033[K  ]| So long, so trim ~~ ,
911:15,034[K  ]| So plump, so lily white
911:15,035[K  ]| So ruff, so stiff
911:15,036[L  ]| <Cuntic:>  So jointly so upright
911:15,037[K  ]| <Fuck:>  Damn silly dildos, had I but the bliss
911:15,038[K  ]| Of once enjoying such a prick as this,
911:15,039[K  ]| I would his will eternally obey,
911:15,040[K  ]| And every minute, cunt should tribute pay
911:15,041[J  ]| <Officin:>  You are too amorous, fie!  Look off, away.
911:15,042[K  ]| <Fuck:>  Let me look on until my thoughts do give,
911:15,043[K  ]| By strength of fancy, what I should receive.
911:15,044[J  ]| <Officin:>  Time, and experience, does my judgement tell,
911:15,045[J  ]| Though you work dildos, and make merkins well,
911:15,046[J  ]| You have the finest yard that ere I saw,
911:15,047[K  ]| <Fuck:>  A god to rule, and keep our sex in awe.
911:15,048[K  ]| Oh let me kiss it, I'll have it in my hand
911:15,049[W  ]| <Virtu:>  Madam, you're all power, all command;
911:15,050[W  ]| In every charm, you rally and surprise
911:15,051[W  ]| From your kind looks, such influence lies:
911:15,052[W  ]| You raise my prick, and frig it with your eyes:
911:15,053[K  ]| <Fuckad:>  Oh!  Now my dearer part of womankind,
911:15,054[K  ]| Can give, what your abortive love can find
911:15,055[K  ]| My loving cunt will give more joys to you
911:15,056[K  ]| Than all the beauty of mine eyes can do.
911:15,056['  ]| <(Takes him by the prick)>
911:15,057[K  ]| Thou Indian maid of human flesh and gain,
911:15,058[K  ]| My drudging pleasure, our delight full pain:
911:15,059[K  ]| The prince's profit, the poor man's joy and care.
911:15,060[K  ]| The cuckold's surety, the rich man's despair.
911:15,061[K  ]| Direct thy*self to my indulgent cunt.
911:15,062[W  ]| <Virtu:>  Thou kind reliever of all womens want,
911:15,063[W  ]| My power long since was in the puddle drowned,
911:15,064[W  ]| See, and behold the seed lies on the ground.
911:15,065[I  ]| <Tuly:>  Hell on it, 'tis so, oh madam, I am curst,
911:15,066[J  ]| <Officin:>  What now not well ~~ ~~ ~~ she seems indisposed
911:15,067[K  ]| <fuck:>   ~~ ~~ ~~ Now prick has done his worst
911:15,068[K  ]| That bliss of which my cunt so long did stay,
911:15,069[K  ]| He gave to fancy and she threw it away:
911:15,070[K  ]| 'Tis so, with lovers young, and full of fire,
911:15,071[K  ]| Fruition is as froward as desire:
911:15,072[K  ]| They're apt to make their compliment before,
911:15,073[K  ]| They come to see the keyhole of the door.
911:15,074[K  ]| Oh cunt importer, quashed to perfect joy,
911:15,075[K  ]| That does love fruit before it's ripe, destroy,
911:15,076[K  ]| The worst of tarses well may make such moan,
911:15,077[K  ]| Since the prickmaker cannot rule his own.
911:15,077['  ]| <Exeunt omnes>
911:16,000['  ]| <Scene 6th>
911:16,000['  ]| <A grove of cyprus trees, and other cuts in shapes of pricks,>
911:16,000['  ]| <several arbours, figures, and pleasant ornaments in a banqueting>
911:16,000['  ]| <house are discovered men playing on tabors, and dulcimers with their>
911:16,000['  ]| <pricks, and women with Jews harps in their cunts, a youth sitting under>
911:16,000['  ]| <a palm tree in a melancholy manner singing.>
911:16,001[X  ]| Oh gentle Venus ease a prick,
911:16,002[X  ]| That owns thy cunt a queen,
911:16,003[X  ]| That lately suffered by a lash,
911:16,004[X  ]| And spit out blood as green as grass,
911:16,005[X  ]| And chancres has fifteen.
911:16,006[X  ]| Under her hand it panting lies,
911:16,007[X  ]| Ah fame it would, but cannot rise.
911:16,008[X  ]| And when it's got between her thighs
911:16,009[X  ]| It grieves to feel such pocky pain.
911:16,009['  ]| <Enter Bolloxinian, Borastus, and Pockinello>
911:16,010[A  ]| <Boll:>  Which of the gods more than my*self can do
911:16,011[B  ]| <Pock:>  Alas!  Sir they're pimps in respect to you.
911:16,012[A  ]| <Boll:>  I'll heaven invade, and bugger all the gods,
911:16,013[A  ]| And drain the spring of their immortal cods.
911:16,014[A  ]| I'll make them rub, 'till prick and bollocks cry
911:16,015[A  ]| You've frigged us out of immortality.
911:16,015['  ]| <Enter flux>
911:16,016[A  ]| Man of philosophy, who pricks repair
911:16,017[A  ]| How chance so long thy counsels, and thy care
911:16,018[A  ]| Have been a stranger to our courts 
911:16,019[W  ]| <Flux:>  Oh king!
911:16,020[W  ]| I have these ten days been a*simpling,
911:16,021[W  ]| Endeavouring with all my heart to cure
911:16,022[W  ]| The crying pains, your nation does endure:
911:16,023[W  ]| The heavy symptoms have infected all,
911:16,024[W  ]| I may now call it epidemical. ~~ 
911:16,025[W  ]| The pricks are eaten off, the womens parts,
911:16,026[W  ]| Are withered more, than their despairing hearts
911:16,027[W  ]| The children harbour heavy discontents
911:16,028[W  ]| Complaining sorely of their fundaments;
911:16,029[W  ]| The old to <do?> curse, and envy all that swive,
911:16,030[W  ]| And yet in spite of impotence will strive
911:16,031[W  ]| To fuck and bugger, though they stink alive.
911:16,032[W  ]| The young who ne'er on nature did impose
911:16,033[W  ]| To rob her charter, or convert her laws
911:16,034[W  ]| Are taught at last to break all formers vows
911:16,035[W  ]| And does, when love, and nature disallows.
911:16,036[A  ]| <Bollox:>  What act does love and nature contradict.
911:16,037[W  ]| <Flux:>  That, for which heavens does thy pain inflict,
911:16,038[W  ]| Nor does the beauties of thy throne escape,
911:16,039[W  ]| The queen is dead, prince Pricket has a clap:
911:16,040[W  ]| Raving, and mad, the princess is become
911:16,041[W  ]| With pains and ulcerations in her womb.
911:16,042[A  ]| <Bollox:>  Curse upon fate, to punish us for nought,
911:16,043[A  ]| Can no redress, no punishment be sought.
911:16,044[W  ]| <Flux:>  To love and nature all those rights restore,
911:16,045[W  ]| Fuck women, and let buggery be no more,
911:16,046[W  ]| It does that propagable end destroy
911:16,047[W  ]| Which nature gave, with pleasure to enjoy:
911:16,048[W  ]| Please her, and she'll be kind, if you displease,
911:16,049[W  ]| She turns into corruption and disease.
911:16,050[A  ]| <Bollox:>  Then I must go to the old  ***  my wife.
911:16,050['  ]| <aside>
911:16,051[A  ]| Why did the gods that gave me leave to be
911:16,052[A  ]| A king, not grant me immortality,
911:16,053[A  ]| To be a substitute for heaven at will
911:16,054[A  ]| I scorn the gift, I'll reign, and bugger still.
911:16,055['  ]| <The cloud breaks up. Fiery demon appears in the air.>
911:16,055['  ]| <They dance and sing.>
911:16,055['  ]| <Song.>
911:16,056[X  ]| Frig, and swive, and dally
911:16,057[X  ]| Kiss, rise up and rally,
911:16,058[X  ]| Curse, blaspheme, and swear
911:16,059[X  ]| Here are in the air
911:16,060[X  ]| Those will witness bear.
911:16,061[X  ]| Fire, your bollocks singes
911:16,062[X  ]| Sodom on the hinges
911:16,063[X  ]| Bugger, bugger, bugger,
911:16,064[X  ]| All in hugger, mugger,
911:16,065[X  ]| Fire does descend
911:16,066[X  ]| 'Tis too late to mend.
911:16,066['  ]| <They vanish in smoke.>
911:16,066['  ]| <The ghost of Cuntigratia appears.>
911:16,067[E  ]| <Ghost:>  Tyrant, thy day of doom, just now is come,
911:16,068[E  ]| When thou, and all thy skill
911:16,069[E  ]| Shall be one funeral pile.
911:16,070[E  ]| My wretched spirit fears,
911:16,071[E  ]| Thy want of penitence and tears.
911:16,072[E  ]| I, now hell's miseries partake,
911:16,073[E  ]| For thy damned sake,
911:16,074[E  ]| We'll shortly meet again
911:16,075[E  ]| With howlings, plague and pain,
911:16,076[E  ]| I'll stay for you on the other side of the lake. ~~
911:16,076['  ]| <(She descends)>
911:16,076['  ]| <Dreadful shrieks and groans are heard, and horrid apparitions seen.>
911:16,077[B  ]| <Pock:>  Pox on these sighs.  I'd rather have a whore
911:16,078[D  ]| <Borast:>  Or I cunt's rival.
911:16,079[W  ]| <Flux:>  For heavens sake no more,
911:16,080[W  ]| Nature puts on me a prophetic fear
911:16,081[W  ]| Behold the heavens in a flame appear
911:16,082[A  ]| <Bollox:>  Let heavens descend, set the world on fire
911:16,083[A  ]| We, to some darker cavern will retire,
911:16,084[A  ]| There, on thy buggered arse I will expire.
911:16,084['  ]| <Leers all the while on Pockinello.>
911:16,084['  ]| <Enter fire and brimstone a cloud of smoke arises.  The curtains drawn.>
911:16,084['  ]| <Finis.>