| | | | | | Woman is a thing of accident and spoilt in the making says | the greatest of the schoolmen, but we are far from denying | her right to vindicate something more than an accidental | place in the world. After all that can be urged as to the | glory of self-sacrifice, the greatness of silent devotion, or | the compensations for her want of outer influence in the | inner power which she exerts through the medium of the | family and the home, there remains an odd sort of | sympathy with the woman who asserts that she is every bit | as good as her master, and that there is no reason why she | should retire behind the domestic veil. Partly, of course, | this arises from our natural sympathy with pluck of any | sort; partly, too, there is the pleasure we feel in a situation | which may be absurd, but which, at any rate, is novel and | piquant; partly, there is an impatience with woman as she | is, and a sort of lingering hope that something better is in | store for her. | The most skeptical, in fact, of woman’s censors cannot help | feeling a suspicion that, after all, strong-minded women | may be in the right. As one walks home in the cool | night-air it seems impossible to believe | | that girls are to go on for ever chattering the frivolous | nonsense they do chatter, or living the absolutely frivolous | lives they do live. And, of course, the impression that a | good time is coming for them is immensely strengthened if | one happens to have fallen in love. One’s eyes have got a | little sharpened to see the real human soul that stirs beneath | all that sham life of idleness and vanity, but the vanity and | the idleness vexes more than ever. If we come across Miss | Hominy at such moments, we are extremely likely to find | her a great deal less ridiculous than we fancied her, and to | listen with a certain gravity to her plea for the | enfranchisement of women. | It is not that we go all lengths with her; we stare a little | perhaps at the logical consequences on which she piques | herself, and at the panorama of woman as she is to be | which she spreads before us, at the consulting barrister | waiting in her chambers and the lady advocate flourishing | her maiden brief; our pulse throbs a little awkwardly at the | thought of being tested by medical fingers and thumbs of | such a delicate order, and we hum a few lines of the | Princess as Miss Hominy poses herself for a Lady | Professor. Still we cannot help a half conviction that even | this would be better than the present style of thing, the | pretty face that kindles over the news of a fresh opera and | gives you the latest odds on the Derby, the creature of | head-achy mornings, of afternoons frittered on lounges, and | bonnet-strings, of nights whirled away in hot rooms and | chatter on stairs. There are moments, we repeat, when, | looking at woman as she | | is, we could almost wish to wake the next morning into a | world where all women were Miss Hominys. | But when we do wake we find the world much what it was | before, and pretty faces just as indolent and as provoking as | they were, and a sort of ugly after-question cropping up in | our minds whether we had exactly realized the meaning of | our wish, or conceived the nature of a world in which all | women ere Miss Hominys. There is always a little | difficulty in fancying the world other than we find it; but it | is really worth a little trouble, before we enfranchise | woman, to try to imagine the results of her | enfranchisement, the Future of Woman. In the first place, it | would amazingly reduce the variety of the world. As it is, | we live in a double world, and enjoy the advantages of a | couple of hemispheres. It is an immense luxury for men, | when they are tired out with the worry and seriousness of | life, to be able to walk into a totally different atmosphere | where nothing is looked at or thought about or spoken of in | exactly the same way as in their own. | When Mr. Gladstone, for instance, unbends (if he ever does | unbend), and, weary of the Irish question, asks his pretty | neighbour what she thinks of it, he gets into a new world at | once. Her vague idea of the Irish question, founded on a | passing acquaintance with Moore’s Melodies and a wild | regret after Donnybrook fair, may not be exactly adequate | to the magnitude of the interests involved, but it is at any | rate novel and amusing. It is not a House of Commons view | of the subject, but then the great statesman is only | | too glad to be rid of the House of Commons. Thoughtful | politicians may deplore that the sentimental beauty of | Charles I. and the pencil of Vandyke have made every | English girl a Malignant; but after one has got bored with | Rushworth and Clarendon, there is a certain pleasure at | finding a great constitutional question summarily settled by | the height of a sovereign’s brow. | It is a relief too, now and then, to get out of the world of | morals into the world of woman; out of the hard sphere of | right and wrong into a world like Mr. Swinburne’s, where | judgment goes by the beautiful, and where red hair makes | all the difference between Elizabeth and Mary of Scotland. | Above all, there is the delightful consciousness of | superiority. The happiness of the blessed in the next world | consists, according to Sir John Mandeville, in their being | able to behold the agonies of the lost; and half the | satisfaction men have in their own sense and vigor and | success would be lost if they could not enjoy the delicious | view of the world where sense and energy go for nothing. | Whether all this would be worth sacrificing simply to | acquire a woman who could sympathize with, and support, | a man in the stress and battle of life, is a question we do not | pretend to decide; but it is certain that the enfranchisement | of woman would be the passing of a social Act of | Uniformity, and the loss of half the grace and variety of | life. Here, as elsewhere,

"the low sun makes the color," |

and the very excellences of Miss Hominy carry her | aloft into | | regions of white light, where our eyes, even if dazzled, get | a little tired with the monotony of the intellectual blaze. | The result of such a change on woman herself would be | something far greater and more revolutionary. It is not | merely that, as in the ease of men, she would lose the sense | and comfort of another world of thought and action, and of | its contrast with the world in which she lives; it is that she | would lose her own world altogether. Conceive, for | instance, woman obliged to take life in earnest, to study as | men study, to work s men work. The change would be no | mere modification, but the utter abolition of her whole | present existence. The whole theory of woman’s life is | framed on the hypothesis of sheer indolence. She is often | charming, but she is always idle. There is an immense | ingenuity and a perfect grace about her idleness; the efforts, | in fact, of generations of cultivated women have been | directed, and successfully directed, to this special object of | securing absolute indolence without either the inner tedium | or the outer contempt which indolence is supposed to bring | in its train. | Woman can always say with Titus,

"I have wasted a | day,"

but the confession wears an air of triumph rather | than regret. A world of trivial occupations, a whole system | of social life, has been laboriously invented that the day | might be wasted gracefully and without boredom. A little | riding, a little reading, a little dabbling with the paint-brush, | a little strumming on the piano, a little visiting, a little | | shopping, a little dancing, and a general trivial chat | scattered over the whole, make up the day of an English | girl in town. Transplant her into the country, and the task | of frittering away existence, though it becomes more | difficult, is faced just as gallantly as before. Mudie comes | to the rescue with the back novels which she was too busy | to get through in the season; there are the flirtations to keep | her hand in, the pets to be fed, the cousins to extemporize, a | mimic theatre, the curate ~~ if worst comes to worst ~~ to | try a little ritualism upon. With these helps a country day, | what with going to bed early and getting up late, may be | frittered away as aimlessly as a day in town. | Woman may fairly object, we think, to abolish at one fell | swoop such an ingenious fabric of idleness as this. A | revolution in the whole system of social life, in the whole | conception and drift of feminine existence, is a little too | much to ask. As it is, woman wraps herself in her | indolence, and is perfectly satisfied with her lot. She | assumes, and the world has at least granted the assumption, | that her little hands were never made to anything which any | rougher hands can do for them. Man has got accustomed to | serve as her hewer of wood and drawer of water, and to | expect nothing from her but poetry and refinement. It is a | little too much to ask her to go back to the position of the | sqaw, and to do any work for herself. But it is worse to ask | her to remodel the world around her, on the understanding | that henceforth | | duty and toil and self-respect are to take the place of | frivolity and indolence and adoration. | The great passion which knits the two sexes together | presents a yet stronger difficulty. To men, busy with the | work of the world, there is no doubt that, however | delightful, love takes the form of a mere interruption of | their real life. They allow themselves the interval of its | indulgence, as they allow themselves any other holiday, | simply as something in itself temporary and accidental; as | life, indeed, grows more complex, there is an increasing | tendency to reduce the amount of time and attention which | men devote to their affections. Already the great | philosopher of the age has pronounced that the passion of | love plays far too important a part in human existence, and | that it is a terrible obstacle to human progress. | The general temper of the times echoes the sentence of Mr. | Mill. The enthusiastic votary who has been pouring his | vows at the feet of his mistress consoles himself, as he | leaves her, with the thought that engagements cannot last | for ever, and that he shall soon be able to get back to the | real world of business and of life. He presses his beloved | one, with all the eloquence of passion, to fix an early day | for their union, but the eloquence has a very practical | bearing. While Corydon is piping to Phyllis, he is anxious | about the engagements he is missing, and the distance he is | losing in the race for life. But Phyllis remains the nymph of | passion and poetry and romance. | Time has no meaning for her; she is not neglecting | | any work; she is only idle, as she always is idle. But love | throws a new glory and a new interest around her | indolence. The endless little notes with which she worries | the Post-Office and her friends become suddenly sacred | and mysterious. The silly little prattle hushes into | confidential whispers. Every crush through the season | becomes the scene of a reunion of two hearts which have | been parted for the eternity of twenty-four hours. Love, in | fact, does not in the least change woman’s life, or give it | new earnestness or a fresh direction; but it makes it | infinitely more interesting, and it heightens the enjoyment | of wasting a day by a new sense of power. For that brief | space of triumph Phyllis is able to make Corydon waste his | day too. The more he writhes and wriggles under the | compulsion, the more lingering looks he casts back on the | work he has quitted, the greater her victory. | He cannot decently confess that he is tired of the little | comedy in which he takes so romantic a part, and certainly | his fellow actress will not help him to the confession. By | dint of acting it, indeed, she comes at last to a certain belief | in her role. She really imagines herself to be very busy, to | have sacrificed her leisure as well s her heart to the object | of her devotion. She scolds him for his backwardness in not | more thoroughly sacrificing his leisure to her. Work may be | very important to him, but it is of less importance to the | self-sacrificing being who hasn’t had one moment to finish | the third volume of the last sensational novel since she | plighted her troth | | to this monster of ingratitude! Of course a man likes to be | flattered, and does as much as he can in the way of | believing in the little comedy too; in fact, it is all amazingly | graceful and entertaining on the one side and on the other. | Our only doubt is whether this graceful and entertaining | mode of interrupting all the serious business of life will not | be treated rather mercilessly by enfranchised woman. How | will the enchantment of passion survive when the object of | our adoration can only spare us an hour from her medical | cases, or defers an interview because she is choked with | fresh briefs! One of two results must clearly follow. Either | the great Westminster philosopher is right, and love will | play a far less important part than it has done in human | affairs, or else it will concentrate itself, and take a far more | intense and passionate character than it exhibits now. | We can quite conceive that the very difficulty of the new | relations may give them a new fire and vigor, and that the | women of the future, looking back on the old months of | indolent coquetry, may feel a certain contempt for souls | which can fritter away the grandeur of passion as they | fritter away the grandeur of life. But even the gain of | passion will hardly compensate us for the loss of variety. | All this playing with love has a certain pretty independence | about it, and leaves woman’s individuality where it found | it. Passion must of necessity whirl both beings, in the unity | of a common desire, into one. And so we get back to the | old problem of the monotony of life. But it is just this | monotonous identity to which | | civilization, politics, and society are all visibly tending. | Railways will tunnel Alps for us, democracy will | extinguish heroes, and raise mankind to a general level of | commonplace respectability; woman’s enfranchisement | will level the social world, and leave between sex and sex | the difference ~~ even if it leaves that ~~ of a bonnet.